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Should I fire one of my shitlaw associates?

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. ...
Lake Digit Ratio
  04/06/26
She sounds fat and brown
bearded transparent temple
  04/06/26
Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I...
Lake Digit Ratio
  04/06/26
sales is phenotype imho
Excitant Dog Poop Base
  04/06/26
CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basi...
maroon whorehouse
  04/06/26
Wow
pearly bipolar nursing home idea he suggested
  04/07/26
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Violent racy selfie indian lodge
  04/07/26
There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sal...
multi-colored wagecucks alpha
  04/06/26
Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.
180 party of the first part candlestick maker
  04/06/26
Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe ...
Effete Adventurous Double Fault
  04/06/26
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judgmental location mad-dog skullcap
  04/06/26
sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to h...
Smoky therapy multi-billionaire
  04/06/26
She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, ...
Lake Digit Ratio
  04/06/26
My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire ...
Cocky site affirmative action
  04/06/26
Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm...
Lake Digit Ratio
  04/06/26
shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands. Maybe sp...
gold queen of the night
  04/07/26
Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and eff...
bearded transparent temple
  04/07/26
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Lake Digit Ratio
  04/06/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Lake Digit Ratio

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. She is one of the attorneys who talks to the teeming mass of humanity that contacts my shitlaw firm daily, and tries to convince them to pay us money.

She has been doing the job for a couple of months now. I hired her after another chick who was covering her sales territory quit. Previous chick did very well incidentally.

Anyway, she has never really taken off. Has had like one good week in her time in the job, usually is about 30-50% below the sales of her predecessor. Is also defensive and resistant to coaching. I have spent a lot of time sitting with her on calls. She works hard and says the right things, but it's just not clicking. Should I fire her? If not, how do I get her on track?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: bearded transparent temple

She sounds fat and brown

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lake Digit Ratio

Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I wouldn't care what she is. How did you know?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Excitant Dog Poop Base

sales is phenotype imho

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: maroon whorehouse

CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basically can’t differentiate between “I would fuck this person” and “I trust this person.”

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: pearly bipolar nursing home idea he suggested

Wow

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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:12 AM
Author: Violent racy selfie indian lodge



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: multi-colored wagecucks alpha

There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sales goals as a lawyer." Maybe send her to one?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: 180 party of the first part candlestick maker

Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: Effete Adventurous Double Fault

Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe not boutique litigation.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: judgmental location mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Smoky therapy multi-billionaire

sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to her performance, but it sounds like she just doesn’t get it.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Lake Digit Ratio

She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, she doesn't eat. So I'm not paying her a bunch of money, but I'm missing out on sales leads that I'm spending a lot of money to generate.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Cocky site affirmative action

My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire someone else and slowly transition her out of this role. A hard worker is hard to find these days and she probably could do another job better. If it still doesn’t work out you can just say, “hey I tried you in two different roles and it wasn’t a fit.” Makes you seem less capricious, especially if she were to find this thread.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Lake Digit Ratio

Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm if I fire her from this one.

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: gold queen of the night

shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands.

Maybe spend some $ to send her to a sales course? go on written record saying she needs to improve?

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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: bearded transparent temple

Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and effort into the underperforming fat brown who is also resistant to training

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Date: April 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Lake Digit Ratio



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