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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  09/15/13
explain.
Honey-headed brethren
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  09/15/13
this is not bad
territorial range nibblets
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
contagious iridescent spot
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard casino
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Arrogant meetinghouse tank
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
motley gaming laptop stain
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
territorial range nibblets
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
appetizing station wrinkle
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Useless location doctorate
  09/15/13
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Black Stimulating Coldplay Fan
  09/15/13
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Honey-headed brethren
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
territorial range nibblets
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  09/15/13
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sooty spectacular rehab
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
tantric crystalline wagecucks
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
dashing mad-dog skullcap
  09/15/13
its ok.
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Chestnut Box Office
  09/25/15
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Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  12/03/15
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Violent Amethyst Hominid
  12/03/15
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Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  01/22/16
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dun sinister philosopher-king
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sooty spectacular rehab
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  06/22/16
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Violent Amethyst Hominid
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Beady-eyed plaza famous landscape painting
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Beady-eyed plaza famous landscape painting
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
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Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon
  02/11/23
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Autistic carmine principal's office
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Provocative crackhouse milk
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
clear comical whorehouse place of business
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
Bossy Buff Pozpig Friendly Grandma
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed brethren

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: territorial range nibblets

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: contagious iridescent spot

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy haunted graveyard casino

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Arrogant meetinghouse tank

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: motley gaming laptop stain

outback bars are garbage

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: territorial range nibblets

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: appetizing station wrinkle

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Useless location doctorate

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Black Stimulating Coldplay Fan



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed brethren



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: territorial range nibblets

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: sooty spectacular rehab



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: tantric crystalline wagecucks

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap

I pity your toilet the next day

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

its ok.

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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Chestnut Box Office

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Violent Amethyst Hominid

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: dun sinister philosopher-king



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: sooty spectacular rehab



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Violent Amethyst Hominid



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

Going to do it again tonight.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed plaza famous landscape painting

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed plaza famous landscape painting

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: pea-brained state

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Autistic carmine principal's office

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Provocative crackhouse milk

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: clear comical whorehouse place of business

he's gonna make it

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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Bossy Buff Pozpig Friendly Grandma

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Milky haunting sandwich site



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Transparent Liquid Oxygen Dragon

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