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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
bronze crawly persian tank
  04/05/26
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Multi-colored turquoise native macaca
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
bronze crawly persian tank
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Arousing Scarlet Halford Gay Wizard
  04/05/26
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frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop
  04/05/26
Lol
vivacious useless brakes laser beams
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
cobalt shrine wagecucks
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
cobalt shrine wagecucks
  04/05/26
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bronze crawly persian tank
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
sadistic garnet base
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Multi-colored turquoise native macaca
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Sinister Set Lettuce
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
primrose toaster
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razzle-dazzle tanning salon keepsake machete
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Internet-worthy Dashing Chapel
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
pearly old irish cottage round eye
  04/05/26
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Fighting Exhilarant Crotch
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
pearly old irish cottage round eye
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
razzle house-broken brunch shitlib
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Mahogany casino indirect expression
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Marvelous Geriatric Factory Reset Button Corn Cake
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
orchid library
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
bateful travel guidebook address
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Mahogany casino indirect expression
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
orchid library
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
bateful travel guidebook address
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
razzle-dazzle tanning salon keepsake machete
  04/05/26
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bronze crawly persian tank
  04/05/26
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bistre kitty cat
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
razzle house-broken brunch shitlib
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
bateful travel guidebook address
  04/05/26
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frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop
  04/05/26
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frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop
  04/05/26
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Sickened state
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Sickened state
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Narrow-minded beady-eyed parlor
  04/05/26
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bronze crawly persian tank
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Insanely Creepy Grizzly Police Squad Legend
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
drunken yarmulke range
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
razzle house-broken brunch shitlib
  04/05/26
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bateful travel guidebook address
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: bronze crawly persian tank

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored turquoise native macaca



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

No, Birdshit

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: bronze crawly persian tank

It's going to work. Just wait.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Arousing Scarlet Halford Gay Wizard

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: vivacious useless brakes laser beams

Lol

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: cobalt shrine wagecucks

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

imagine if kamala said this

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: cobalt shrine wagecucks

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: bronze crawly persian tank



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: sadistic garnet base

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored turquoise native macaca

wait two weeks

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Sinister Set Lettuce

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: primrose toaster

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle tanning salon keepsake machete



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Dashing Chapel



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: pearly old irish cottage round eye

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Fighting Exhilarant Crotch



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: pearly old irish cottage round eye

what? try writing in english now?

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: razzle house-broken brunch shitlib

Are men too emotional to be president?

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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Mahogany casino indirect expression

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Geriatric Factory Reset Button Corn Cake

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: orchid library

this is what we voted for amirite?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bateful travel guidebook address

Glad you found it funny Jew

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Mahogany casino indirect expression

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: orchid library

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bateful travel guidebook address

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle tanning salon keepsake machete

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: bronze crawly persian tank



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: bistre kitty cat



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: razzle house-broken brunch shitlib

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bateful travel guidebook address

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: frisky ocher sweet tailpipe dog poop



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Sickened state



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Sickened state

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed parlor

Open the fucken strait brah.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: bronze crawly persian tank



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Grizzly Police Squad Legend

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: drunken yarmulke range

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: razzle house-broken brunch shitlib

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bateful travel guidebook address



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

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