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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
useless peach alpha
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Provocative Frisky Business Firm Electric Furnace
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Ungodly step-uncle's house place of business
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Nighttime boistinker
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Multi-colored point
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Glittery goal in life
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Glittery goal in life
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Catch-22
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
edit ❌
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Dickens
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Nighttime boistinker
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
The English Patient
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
wtf
Glittery goal in life
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Maniacal lake pit
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Orwell
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
...
electric purple pistol rigor
  08/27/26
...
Sienna aphrodisiac dysfunction mood
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Multi-colored point
  08/28/26
...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
I really can't
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Triste!
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Maniacal lake pit
  08/27/26
don't know :(
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Maniacal lake pit
  08/27/26
oh good one
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
electric purple pistol rigor
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Nudist Rehab Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/27/26
No.
Nudist Rehab Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/27/26
Dracula
claret cerebral azn puppy
  08/28/26
Im gay
Insanely creepy razzle-dazzle hominid degenerate
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Fishy Potus Pervert
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Sienna aphrodisiac dysfunction mood
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
yellow swashbuckling friendly grandma round eye
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Heady House Pozpig
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Fishy Potus Pervert
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Sticky Boyish Shitlib
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
cocky bawdyhouse voyeur
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Sticky Boyish Shitlib
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
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  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: useless peach alpha

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Mother died today.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Camuuuuuuuus

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Provocative Frisky Business Firm Electric Furnace

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Ungodly step-uncle's house place of business

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Nighttime boistinker

portrait of the artist as a young man

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored point

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Glittery goal in life

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Glittery goal in life

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home

A clockwork orange

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Ty herr kommandant

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Catch-22

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

edit ❌

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

lmao you're fine

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Dickens

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Nighttime boistinker

anna karenina

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

The English Patient

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Glittery goal in life

wtf

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Irradiated Olive International Law Enforcement Agency Nursing Home

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Maniacal lake pit

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: electric purple pistol rigor



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Sienna aphrodisiac dysfunction mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored point

the spaceporn story

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Maniacal lake pit

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

don't know :(

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Maniacal lake pit

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

oh good one

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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: electric purple pistol rigor

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Nudist Rehab Mad-dog Skullcap

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Nudist Rehab Mad-dog Skullcap

No.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: claret cerebral azn puppy

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy razzle-dazzle hominid degenerate

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Fishy Potus Pervert

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Sienna aphrodisiac dysfunction mood

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: yellow swashbuckling friendly grandma round eye

God Emperor of Dune

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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Heady House Pozpig

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Fishy Potus Pervert

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Sticky Boyish Shitlib

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: cocky bawdyhouse voyeur

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Sticky Boyish Shitlib

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50147796)