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CNBC on Monday: "Stock Market up 2% on news Trump will destroy World Economy"

ljl if it doesnt tank on Mon when Trump gave his deadline un...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
given that he TACOs like a bitch all the time, kinda hard to...
painfully honest toaster
  04/05/26
i shld have sold most of my SOXL puts on fri at open, jfc i ...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
a timely exit has no merit in the stock market lol. crypto h...
painfully honest toaster
  04/05/26
ljl wtf does crypto have to do with shit nigga
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
it's a barometer for how the market opens on monday over the...
painfully honest toaster
  04/05/26
ive never ever heard this, and im an investment mastermo ...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
yeah because if coins get fucked over the weekend then you c...
painfully honest toaster
  04/05/26
nigga u cld buy some shit in premarket and i think some brok...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
yeah this was implied, market open/premarket, you can also d...
painfully honest toaster
  04/05/26
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violet hunting ground
  04/05/26
You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally. Trump always puts...
kink-friendly french chef dilemma
  04/05/26
which is why its unsuual his deadline is now 8pm on Tues, th...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
No offense but you betting against the market is making me h...
flesh racy athletic conference
  04/05/26
harsh but fair
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/05/26
told you so man
flesh racy athletic conference
  04/06/26
furk my ass my puts are so furked i bought moar cause im ret...
exhilarant gay wizard
  04/06/26
i just keep selling puts on oil and printing money left and ...
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  04/09/26
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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

ljl if it doesnt tank on Mon when Trump gave his deadline until Tues then furk this faggot kike world

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster

given that he TACOs like a bitch all the time, kinda hard to take him seriously. your SOXL long puts are all nigger at this point. him fucking up the economy is a bullish signal as it will lead to the Fed easing rates

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

i shld have sold most of my SOXL puts on fri at open, jfc i got greedy



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster

a timely exit has no merit in the stock market lol. crypto holding firm over the weekend, not likely to see a massive tank tomorrow

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

ljl wtf does crypto have to do with shit nigga

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster

it's a barometer for how the market opens on monday over the weekend without trading you dumb fucking n00b. if btc were -10% over the weekend you can bet monday would be a bloodbath. it's holding up though, so opening tomorrow looks muted

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

ive never ever heard this, and im an investment mastermo

if this was so true then it wld be EASY to game the market, just do whatever coins do

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster

yeah because if coins get fucked over the weekend then you can place trades before market open on monday? you seem of nigger iq. there's no "gaming" it, but you can certainly get a read on sentiment, like when Asia tanks fucking massively while the US is asleep, it's highly unlikely that the US will rip green in the AM

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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

nigga u cld buy some shit in premarket and i think some brokers let u trade on wknd too nigga

U ARE THE MOTHER CHOD

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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: painfully honest toaster

yeah this was implied, market open/premarket, you can also do futures trading you dumb fucking ape. enjoy your worthless puts next week

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: violet hunting ground



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly french chef dilemma

You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally. Trump always puts the war on pause during the work week, to keep the stock market up.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

which is why its unsuual his deadline is now 8pm on Tues, the market shld go crazy on Mon and Tues unless he releases some fake news abt "negotiations" (with himself since Iran isnt negotiating)

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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: flesh racy athletic conference

No offense but you betting against the market is making me happy I stayed in.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

harsh but fair

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:47 AM
Author: flesh racy athletic conference

told you so man

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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: exhilarant gay wizard

furk my ass my puts are so furked i bought moar cause im retarded

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Date: April 9th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

i just keep selling puts on oil and printing money left and right

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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Provocative space

L’Chaim

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