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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
maize dilemma hunting ground
  04/05/26
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cocky violent institution gunner
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
maize dilemma hunting ground
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Titillating keepsake machete boiling water
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racy preventive strike
  04/05/26
Lol
diverse scarlet point
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
lascivious citrine ceo legal warrant
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
lascivious citrine ceo legal warrant
  04/05/26
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maize dilemma hunting ground
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Bateful Selfie Sound Barrier
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
cocky violent institution gunner
  04/05/26
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Alcoholic Site Turdskin
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Plum fragrant university
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Electric Cuckoldry Codepig
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godawful therapy
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
180 spruce ratface indian lodge
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Vivacious Temple
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
180 spruce ratface indian lodge
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
wine insanely creepy mother
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Charismatic spot
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
soggy sickened orchestra pit
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
odious mint factory reset button rigor
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
wine insanely creepy mother
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
soggy sickened orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
hateful field place of business
  04/05/26
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maize dilemma hunting ground
  04/05/26
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blue wild idea he suggested
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School
  04/05/26
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racy preventive strike
  04/05/26
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racy preventive strike
  04/05/26
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frum public bath
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
frum public bath
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Big giraffe range
  04/05/26
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maize dilemma hunting ground
  04/05/26
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Titillating keepsake machete boiling water
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
purple principal's office
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home
  04/05/26
...
Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School
  04/05/26
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mewling cruel-hearted kitchen roast beef
  04/06/26
Pls respond
bronze costumed bbw
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Titillating keepsake machete boiling water
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: maize dilemma hunting ground

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cocky violent institution gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: maize dilemma hunting ground

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete boiling water

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: diverse scarlet point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: lascivious citrine ceo legal warrant

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: lascivious citrine ceo legal warrant

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: maize dilemma hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful Selfie Sound Barrier

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: cocky violent institution gunner

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic Site Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Plum fragrant university

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Electric Cuckoldry Codepig

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: hateful field place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: godawful therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: 180 spruce ratface indian lodge

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: 180 spruce ratface indian lodge

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: wine insanely creepy mother

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic spot

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: soggy sickened orchestra pit

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: odious mint factory reset button rigor

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: wine insanely creepy mother

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: soggy sickened orchestra pit

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hateful field place of business

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: maize dilemma hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: blue wild idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: racy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: frum public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: frum public bath

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Big giraffe range

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: maize dilemma hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: purple principal's office

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: underhanded ultramarine doctorate police squad

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Bossy Faggot Firefighter Nursing Home

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Ruby At-the-ready Gaping School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: mewling cruel-hearted kitchen roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: bronze costumed bbw

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Titillating keepsake machete boiling water

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49812165)