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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
Razzle ladyboy
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Nighttime supple french chef
  04/01/26
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harsh stage
  04/01/26
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lilac casino half-breed
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
Sapphire flirting international law enforcement agency theatre
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
harsh stage
  04/01/26
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Razzle ladyboy
  04/01/26
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lilac casino half-breed
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Narrow-minded jet fanboi house
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
chocolate corner
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
harsh stage
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
crusty multi-colored persian crotch
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
Know-it-all rusted filthpig parlour
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Brindle lascivious indirect expression gay wizard
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Citrine market
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Citrine market
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
unhinged dopamine
  04/01/26
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Nighttime supple french chef
  04/01/26
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frozen base people who are hurt
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Passionate spruce meetinghouse
  04/01/26
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lilac casino half-breed
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
mustard appetizing gaming laptop
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carmine frum temple faggotry
  04/01/26
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Nighttime supple french chef
  04/01/26
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silver soggy dingle berry center
  04/01/26
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splenetic digit ratio
  04/01/26
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Ultramarine odious nursing home corn cake
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
Cerise dashing hell striped hyena
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
mustard appetizing gaming laptop
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Adventurous amethyst business firm dog poop
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
cracking indigo laser beams church building
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
lilac casino half-breed
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
Cerise dashing hell striped hyena
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Hairraiser University
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
opaque bawdyhouse mental disorder
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Brass vivacious codepig
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
Mildly autistic locus bbw
  04/01/26
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Cerise dashing hell striped hyena
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
splenetic digit ratio
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Well-lubricated Step-uncle's House
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Ultramarine odious nursing home corn cake
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Razzle ladyboy

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Nighttime supple french chef

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: lilac casino half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Sapphire flirting international law enforcement agency theatre

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: harsh stage

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Razzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: lilac casino half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded jet fanboi house

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: chocolate corner

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: harsh stage

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: crusty multi-colored persian crotch

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Know-it-all rusted filthpig parlour

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Brindle lascivious indirect expression gay wizard

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Citrine market

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Citrine market

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: unhinged dopamine

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime supple french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: frozen base people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Passionate spruce meetinghouse

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: lilac casino half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: mustard appetizing gaming laptop

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: carmine frum temple faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Nighttime supple french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: silver soggy dingle berry center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: splenetic digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine odious nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Cerise dashing hell striped hyena

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant philosopher-king private investor

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: mustard appetizing gaming laptop

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Adventurous amethyst business firm dog poop

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: cracking indigo laser beams church building

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: lilac casino half-breed

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Cerise dashing hell striped hyena

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser University

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: opaque bawdyhouse mental disorder

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Brass vivacious codepig

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic locus bbw

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Cerise dashing hell striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: splenetic digit ratio

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Step-uncle's House

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine odious nursing home corn cake

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787327)