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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
drab spot
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
apoplectic university
  04/05/26
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gold psychic dingle berry
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
drab spot
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
drab spot
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
apoplectic university
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Thriller location really tough guy
  04/05/26
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talented striped hyena
  04/05/26
Lol
vigorous purple corn cake
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
twisted new version
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
drab spot
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
twisted new version
  04/05/26
...
apoplectic university
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
frum fragrant point selfie
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
gold psychic dingle berry
  04/05/26
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hairraiser lodge coffee pot
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Unholy Big-titted Kitchen
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Ocher Police Squad National
  04/05/26
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black irradiated black woman
  04/05/26
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Insecure institution
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
topaz indirect expression piazza
  04/05/26
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Big mexican
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
drab spot
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
topaz indirect expression piazza
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Trip parlor fanboi
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
spectacular well-lubricated business firm
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Aromatic sickened regret
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Mauve Half-breed Mother
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
heady party of the first part affirmative action
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Effete feces boistinker
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
spectacular well-lubricated business firm
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Mauve Half-breed Mother
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Effete feces boistinker
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
black irradiated black woman
  04/05/26
...
apoplectic university
  04/05/26
...
thirsty filthpig office
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Trip parlor fanboi
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Effete feces boistinker
  04/05/26
...
talented striped hyena
  04/05/26
...
talented striped hyena
  04/05/26
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motley godawful library athletic conference
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
motley godawful library athletic conference
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
slimy clear menage pervert
  04/05/26
...
apoplectic university
  04/05/26
...
Thriller location really tough guy
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
wine cracking trust fund
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
drab spot
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Trip parlor fanboi
  04/05/26
...
Effete feces boistinker
  04/05/26
...
adventurous nibblets
  04/06/26
Pls respond
learning disabled curious range
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Thriller location really tough guy
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: drab spot

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: apoplectic university

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: gold psychic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: drab spot

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: drab spot

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: apoplectic university

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Thriller location really tough guy

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: vigorous purple corn cake

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: twisted new version

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: drab spot

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: twisted new version

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: frum fragrant point selfie

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: gold psychic dingle berry

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: hairraiser lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Unholy Big-titted Kitchen

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Ocher Police Squad National

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: black irradiated black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Insecure institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: topaz indirect expression piazza

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Big mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: drab spot

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: topaz indirect expression piazza

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Trip parlor fanboi

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: spectacular well-lubricated business firm

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Aromatic sickened regret

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Mauve Half-breed Mother

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: heady party of the first part affirmative action

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Effete feces boistinker

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular well-lubricated business firm

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Mauve Half-breed Mother

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Effete feces boistinker

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: black irradiated black woman

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: thirsty filthpig office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Trip parlor fanboi

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Effete feces boistinker

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: talented striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: motley godawful library athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: motley godawful library athletic conference

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: slimy clear menage pervert

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Thriller location really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: wine cracking trust fund

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: drab spot

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Trip parlor fanboi

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Effete feces boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: adventurous nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: learning disabled curious range

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Thriller location really tough guy

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49812165)