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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Geriatric doctorate dopamine
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
mahogany school mental disorder
  04/18/25
Cr.
racy red old irish cottage mad cow disease
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
honey-headed flatulent stage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Chestnut digit ratio double fault
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Abusive Ungodly Ticket Booth Black Woman
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
swashbuckling international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
submissive range french chef
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
submissive range french chef
  04/18/25
...
slimy halford
  04/18/25
...
Mind-boggling karate stain
  08/17/26
...
Floppy electric furnace fat ankles
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Harsh vibrant pisswyrm new version
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
slimy halford
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
henna kitty cat cruise ship
  04/18/25
jfc goys
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
slimy halford
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
bipolar costumed station
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
slimy halford
  04/18/25
Ty friend
bipolar costumed station
  04/18/25
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topaz deranged casino
  08/17/26
...
topaz deranged casino
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic
  04/18/25
...
Soul-stirring circlehead windowlicker
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
fiercely-loyal place of business
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/18/25
...
Floppy electric furnace fat ankles
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
exciting box office half-breed
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
bipolar costumed station
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
mahogany school mental disorder
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
...
topaz deranged casino
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
submissive range french chef
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
submissive range french chef
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
submissive range french chef
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
razzle-dazzle shrine people who are hurt
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
razzle-dazzle shrine people who are hurt
  08/17/26
...
diverse office genital piercing
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
honey-headed flatulent stage
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Geriatric doctorate dopamine

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: mahogany school mental disorder

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: racy red old irish cottage mad cow disease

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: honey-headed flatulent stage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Chestnut digit ratio double fault

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Abusive Ungodly Ticket Booth Black Woman

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling international law enforcement agency

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: submissive range french chef

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: submissive range french chef

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: slimy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling karate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy electric furnace fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Harsh vibrant pisswyrm new version

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: slimy halford

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: henna kitty cat cruise ship

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: slimy halford

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: bipolar costumed station

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: slimy halford

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bipolar costumed station

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: topaz deranged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: topaz deranged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring circlehead windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal place of business

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy electric furnace fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: exciting box office half-breed

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bipolar costumed station

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: mahogany school mental disorder

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: topaz deranged casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: submissive range french chef

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: submissive range french chef

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: submissive range french chef

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine people who are hurt

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle shrine people who are hurt

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: diverse office genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Bistre razzmatazz orchestra pit psychic

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: honey-headed flatulent stage

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Mint duck-like theater stage weed whacker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146047)