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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
shivering salmon gaping
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
electric rehab dopamine
  04/18/25
Cr.
ruddy garrison scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
dull corner
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Godawful Burgundy Jew Laser Beams
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
mind-boggling brunch partner
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Tan swashbuckling gas station
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
soul-stirring mood corn cake
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
soul-stirring mood corn cake
  04/18/25
...
Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish
  04/18/25
...
Fighting cracking mother potus
  08/17/26
...
ebony abnormal house
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Nighttime Emerald Shrine
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Ruby doobsian institution
  04/18/25
jfc goys
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting
  04/18/25
...
Naked Feces Filthpig
  08/17/26
...
Naked Feces Filthpig
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
maize business firm
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
maize business firm
  04/18/25
...
Unholy Boyish Plaza
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
orange sanctuary
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/18/25
...
ebony abnormal house
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
bateful hunting ground
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
electric rehab dopamine
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
...
Naked Feces Filthpig
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
soul-stirring mood corn cake
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
soul-stirring mood corn cake
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
soul-stirring mood corn cake
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
buff disgusting place of business
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
buff disgusting place of business
  08/17/26
...
Heady Parlor Knife
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
maize business firm
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
maize business firm
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
dull corner
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Dun Charismatic Boiling Water
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: shivering salmon gaping

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: electric rehab dopamine

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: ruddy garrison scourge upon the earth

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: dull corner

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Godawful Burgundy Jew Laser Beams

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling brunch partner

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Tan swashbuckling gas station

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood corn cake

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood corn cake

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Fighting cracking mother potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ebony abnormal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Nighttime Emerald Shrine

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: orange sanctuary

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: orange sanctuary

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: orange sanctuary

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: orange sanctuary

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ruby doobsian institution

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: orange sanctuary

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Duck-like Shaky Cuck Death Wish

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Naked Feces Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Naked Feces Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: maize business firm

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: maize business firm

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Unholy Boyish Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: orange sanctuary

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ebony abnormal house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: bateful hunting ground

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Snowy Provocative Famous Landscape Painting

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: electric rehab dopamine

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Naked Feces Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood corn cake

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood corn cake

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring mood corn cake

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: buff disgusting place of business

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: buff disgusting place of business

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Heady Parlor Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: maize business firm

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: maize business firm

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: dull corner

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Dun Charismatic Boiling Water

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146047)