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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
stubborn rose ticket booth hunting ground
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Salmon blathering orchestra pit ratface
  04/18/25
Cr.
Arrogant water buffalo
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
electric deer antler athletic conference
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Curious Kink-friendly Locus Cumskin
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Submissive school cuckoldry
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
thirsty resort antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy
  04/18/25
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spectacular cruise ship sandwich
  04/18/25
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coral piazza affirmative action
  08/17/26
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Racy Space Boiling Water
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
mischievous trailer park roast beef
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
godawful den
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
godawful den
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
spectacular cruise ship sandwich
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
godawful den
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
godawful den
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Aphrodisiac Violent Crackhouse
  04/18/25
jfc goys
godawful den
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
spectacular cruise ship sandwich
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
spectacular cruise ship sandwich
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks
  04/18/25
...
brindle marvelous internal respiration site
  08/17/26
...
brindle marvelous internal respiration site
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Dashing native kitty
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Dashing native kitty
  04/18/25
...
Cyan slippery location
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
godawful den
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/18/25
...
Racy Space Boiling Water
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
claret bbw
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Salmon blathering orchestra pit ratface
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
...
brindle marvelous internal respiration site
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy
  08/17/26
ur dumb
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
impertinent degenerate puppy
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
impertinent degenerate puppy
  08/17/26
...
Sooty azn forum
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Dashing native kitty
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Dashing native kitty
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
electric deer antler athletic conference
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: stubborn rose ticket booth hunting ground

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Salmon blathering orchestra pit ratface

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Arrogant water buffalo

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: electric deer antler athletic conference

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Curious Kink-friendly Locus Cumskin

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Submissive school cuckoldry

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: thirsty resort antidepressant drug

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: coral piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Racy Space Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mischievous trailer park roast beef

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: godawful den

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: godawful den

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship sandwich

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: godawful den

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: godawful den

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Violent Crackhouse

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: godawful den

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship sandwich

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship sandwich

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: brindle marvelous internal respiration site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: brindle marvelous internal respiration site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Dashing native kitty

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Dashing native kitty

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Cyan slippery location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: godawful den

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Racy Space Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: claret bbw

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Tantric Temple Wagecucks

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Salmon blathering orchestra pit ratface

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: brindle marvelous internal respiration site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted really tough guy

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: impertinent degenerate puppy

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: impertinent degenerate puppy

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Sooty azn forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Dashing native kitty

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Dashing native kitty

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: electric deer antler athletic conference

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal azure pit rigpig

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50149087)