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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
bistre people who are hurt rigpig
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Talented filthy degenerate marketing idea
  04/18/25
Cr.
Slimy legal warrant
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
aqua titillating native mental disorder
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Diverse wine stage
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
nighttime aromatic home community account
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Burgundy site
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
umber fragrant university
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
umber fragrant university
  04/18/25
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Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria
  04/18/25
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Angry Fortuitous Meteor State
  08/17/26
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Motley cobalt gas station black woman
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
big digit ratio halford
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Gold school
  04/18/25
jfc goys
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Thriller parlor elastic band
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Thriller parlor elastic band
  04/18/25
...
Soul-stirring anal shrine
  08/17/26
...
Soul-stirring anal shrine
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Vivacious spruce menage
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Vivacious spruce menage
  04/18/25
...
useless vibrant national boistinker
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
multi-colored idiotic principal's office
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/18/25
...
Motley cobalt gas station black woman
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Vermilion office prole
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Thriller parlor elastic band
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Talented filthy degenerate marketing idea
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
...
Soul-stirring anal shrine
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
umber fragrant university
  08/17/26
ur dumb
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
umber fragrant university
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
umber fragrant university
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
glittery meetinghouse
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
glittery meetinghouse
  08/17/26
...
Thirsty library
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Vivacious spruce menage
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Vivacious spruce menage
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
aqua titillating native mental disorder
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
outnumbered marvelous selfie
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bistre people who are hurt rigpig

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Talented filthy degenerate marketing idea

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Slimy legal warrant

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: aqua titillating native mental disorder

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Diverse wine stage

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: nighttime aromatic home community account

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Burgundy site

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: umber fragrant university

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: umber fragrant university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Angry Fortuitous Meteor State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley cobalt gas station black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: big digit ratio halford

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Gold school

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Thriller parlor elastic band

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser deep patrolman school cafeteria

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thriller parlor elastic band

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring anal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring anal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Vivacious spruce menage

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Vivacious spruce menage

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: useless vibrant national boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: multi-colored idiotic principal's office

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley cobalt gas station black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vermilion office prole

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Thriller parlor elastic band

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Talented filthy degenerate marketing idea

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring anal shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: umber fragrant university

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: umber fragrant university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: umber fragrant university

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: glittery meetinghouse

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: glittery meetinghouse

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Thirsty library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Vivacious spruce menage

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Vivacious spruce menage

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: aqua titillating native mental disorder

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: outnumbered marvelous selfie

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2[/quote#50146047)