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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
boyish white private investor
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Milky adventurous point
  04/01/26
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contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  04/01/26
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diverse school
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
smoky passionate headpube
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  04/01/26
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boyish white private investor
  04/01/26
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diverse school
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
Rough-skinned electric menage
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Crawly preventive strike pit
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
titillating house-broken fat ankles shrine
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
thirsty arousing fanboi base
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
slap-happy lavender ratface
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
Vivacious Nursing Home
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
Vivacious Nursing Home
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
startled cream office ceo
  04/01/26
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Milky adventurous point
  04/01/26
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Canary area half-breed
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
Multi-colored anal toilet seat indian lodge
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diverse school
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Cerebral Ebony Temple
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Aggressive appetizing center mexican
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Milky adventurous point
  04/01/26
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dashing submissive hissy fit
  04/01/26
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shimmering apoplectic corner
  04/01/26
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concupiscible lay
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
unhinged spectacular legend university
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Cerebral Ebony Temple
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
supple location
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
dull internal respiration
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
diverse school
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
unhinged spectacular legend university
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Unholy angry lettuce
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
Twisted fiercely-loyal brunch son of senegal
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
french dingle berry sandwich
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
turquoise flatulent incel box office
  04/01/26
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unhinged spectacular legend university
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
shimmering apoplectic corner
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
Indecent rigor
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
concupiscible lay
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: boyish white private investor

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Milky adventurous point

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: smoky passionate headpube

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: boyish white private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned electric menage

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Crawly preventive strike pit

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: contagious seedy step-uncle's house scourge upon the earth

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: titillating house-broken fat ankles shrine

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: thirsty arousing fanboi base

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: slap-happy lavender ratface

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Vivacious Nursing Home

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Nursing Home

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: startled cream office ceo

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Milky adventurous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Canary area half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored anal toilet seat indian lodge

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: diverse school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Temple

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Aggressive appetizing center mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Milky adventurous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: dashing submissive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: shimmering apoplectic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: concupiscible lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: unhinged spectacular legend university

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle aqua friendly grandma

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Ebony Temple

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: supple location

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: dull internal respiration

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: diverse school

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: unhinged spectacular legend university

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Unholy angry lettuce

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Twisted fiercely-loyal brunch son of senegal

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: french dingle berry sandwich

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: turquoise flatulent incel box office

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: unhinged spectacular legend university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: shimmering apoplectic corner

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Indecent rigor

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: concupiscible lay

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2[/quote#49787327)