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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
Scarlet field
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
Hairraiser Office Becky
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
Scarlet field
  04/05/26
Two months
Hairraiser Office Becky
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
Bright Church Building
  04/05/26
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Irate Orchestra Pit
  04/05/26
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Honey-headed Wonderful Elastic Band Dog Poop
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
beady-eyed onyx sex offender
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
orchid locale
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
Hairraiser Office Becky
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
orchid locale
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
Confused Casino
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
provocative olive property jewess
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
Cerebral beta cuckold stock car
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
provocative olive property jewess
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Dun space selfie
  04/05/26
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Cracking toilet seat
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
beady-eyed onyx sex offender
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
Hairraiser Office Becky
  04/05/26
height is everything
provocative olive property jewess
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
beady-eyed onyx sex offender
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
Honey-headed Wonderful Elastic Band Dog Poop
  04/05/26
...
charismatic federal institution
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
Cracking toilet seat
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
Bull Headed Resort Immigrant
  04/05/26
too soon
Razzle-dazzle talking pocket flask
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
ivory public bath
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
jet low-t school cafeteria trust fund
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Scarlet field

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser Office Becky

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Scarlet field

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser Office Becky

Two months

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Bright Church Building

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Irate Orchestra Pit



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Wonderful Elastic Band Dog Poop



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx sex offender

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: orchid locale

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser Office Becky

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: orchid locale

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Confused Casino

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: provocative olive property jewess

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Cerebral beta cuckold stock car

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: provocative olive property jewess

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Dun space selfie

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cracking toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed onyx sex offender

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Office Becky

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: provocative olive property jewess

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed onyx sex offender

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed Wonderful Elastic Band Dog Poop

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: charismatic federal institution



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cracking toilet seat

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Bull Headed Resort Immigrant

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking pocket flask

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: ivory public bath

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: jet low-t school cafeteria trust fund

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2[/quote#49796922)