\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Talking titillating senate
  04/05/26
...
embarrassed to the bone lascivious business firm internal respiration
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Talking titillating senate
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Khaki up-to-no-good site
  04/05/26
...
Deep Locus
  04/05/26
Lol
Orange diverse point striped hyena
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Honey-headed Ticket Booth Pistol
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Honey-headed Ticket Booth Pistol
  04/05/26
...
Talking titillating senate
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
multi-colored office
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
embarrassed to the bone lascivious business firm internal respiration
  04/05/26
...
Low-t Indian Lodge
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Iridescent Plaza Personal Credit Line
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Cerebral principal's office
  04/05/26
...
stirring crackhouse ladyboy
  04/05/26
...
Odious menage
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
bipolar selfie
  04/05/26
...
ocher haunted graveyard candlestick maker
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
bipolar selfie
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
soul-stirring french old irish cottage
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Marvelous Goyim Indirect Expression
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Boyish Associate
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Swashbuckling dull azn organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
curious aggressive boistinker stage
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
abusive station
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Marvelous Goyim Indirect Expression
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Swashbuckling dull azn organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
abusive station
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
stirring crackhouse ladyboy
  04/05/26
...
Talking titillating senate
  04/05/26
...
doobsian pale international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
soul-stirring french old irish cottage
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
abusive station
  04/05/26
...
Deep Locus
  04/05/26
...
Deep Locus
  04/05/26
...
thriller sick trailer park volcanic crater
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
thriller sick trailer park volcanic crater
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
histrionic windowlicker
  04/05/26
...
Talking titillating senate
  04/05/26
...
Khaki up-to-no-good site
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Razzle-dazzle Jew
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
naked really tough guy shrine
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
soul-stirring french old irish cottage
  04/05/26
...
abusive station
  04/05/26
...
garnet spectacular state lettuce
  04/06/26
Pls respond
arousing telephone knife
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Khaki up-to-no-good site
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795178)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Talking titillating senate

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795180)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious business firm internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795194)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795197)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795200)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Talking titillating senate

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795265)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Khaki up-to-no-good site

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796535)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Deep Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796537)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Orange diverse point striped hyena

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Honey-headed Ticket Booth Pistol

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795268)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795280)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed Ticket Booth Pistol

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795281)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Talking titillating senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795282)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: multi-colored office

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795286)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious business firm internal respiration

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795293)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Low-t Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797946)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Iridescent Plaza Personal Credit Line

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795292)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Cerebral principal's office

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795328)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: stirring crackhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795332)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Odious menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795297)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: bipolar selfie

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795305)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: ocher haunted graveyard candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795307)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795524)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: bipolar selfie

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795776)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring french old irish cottage

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795336)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Goyim Indirect Expression

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795408)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Boyish Associate

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795487)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull azn organic girlfriend

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795530)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: curious aggressive boistinker stage

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796926)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: abusive station

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795564)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Goyim Indirect Expression

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795633)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dull azn organic girlfriend

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795533)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: abusive station

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795556)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: stirring crackhouse ladyboy

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795618)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Talking titillating senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795622)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: doobsian pale international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795641)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring french old irish cottage

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795652)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: abusive station

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796079)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Deep Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796543)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Deep Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796542)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: thriller sick trailer park volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795718)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: thriller sick trailer park volcanic crater

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795719)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic windowlicker

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795615)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Talking titillating senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796384)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Khaki up-to-no-good site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797930)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Jew

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795664)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: naked really tough guy shrine

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795721)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring french old irish cottage

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49795730)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: abusive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796080)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: garnet spectacular state lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49798055)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: arousing telephone knife

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49796904)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Khaki up-to-no-good site

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49797966)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2[/quote#49812165)