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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: adulterous institution Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: adulterous institution Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: vermilion dashing preventive strike I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: adulterous institution Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: orange parlor Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: adulterous institution correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Silver flickering voyeur international law enforcement agency op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: buff excitant nursing home knife Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: adulterous institution Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Multi-colored Pea-brained Library Athletic Conference portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: adulterous institution incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: ocher resort telephone Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: adulterous institution ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: ocher resort telephone Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: adulterous institution maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Lascivious Abusive Mexican i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: adulterous institution While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: adulterous institution Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: adulterous institution 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: adulterous institution Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: adulterous institution At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Irradiated kink-friendly love of her life is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: adulterous institution yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Irradiated kink-friendly love of her life i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: adulterous institution The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: adulterous institution What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: ocher resort telephone A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: adulterous institution ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: adulterous institution September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: adulterous institution William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: orange parlor „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: adulterous institution the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: orange parlor Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: adulterous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: orange parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: adulterous institution In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: orange parlor Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: adulterous institution edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: orange parlor No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: adulterous institution Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: orange parlor I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: adulterous institution lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: adulterous institution Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: adulterous institution Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: orange parlor Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: adulterous institution ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Multi-colored Pea-brained Library Athletic Conference anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: adulterous institution ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: adulterous institution It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: orange parlor The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: adulterous institution ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Irradiated kink-friendly love of her life wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: ocher resort telephone Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: adulterous institution ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed area I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: adulterous institution I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: orange parlor Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: adulterous institution ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: adulterous institution Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: adulterous institution Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: orange parlor 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: adulterous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: cracking generalized bond stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Exhilarant Kitchen Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Lascivious Abusive Mexican the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: adulterous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: orange parlor http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: adulterous institution I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: orange parlor Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: adulterous institution yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: orange parlor Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: adulterous institution I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: orange parlor It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: adulterous institution see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: orange parlor Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: adulterous institution the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: orange parlor No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: adulterous institution https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: adulterous institution https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: orange parlor «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: adulterous institution I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: orange parlor It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: adulterous institution Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: orange parlor You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Beady-eyed area Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: adulterous institution don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: Beady-eyed area Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: adulterous institution oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: cracking generalized bond stage Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: diverse brunch 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: orange parlor Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: diverse brunch No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: adulterous institution Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: dull stag film newt Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: trip yellow hall A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Exhilarant Kitchen Nowag A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: shimmering wonderful ceo ticket booth God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Heady Maroon Skinny Woman In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: trip yellow hall raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: chest-beating masturbator internal respiration It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: orange parlor Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: chest-beating masturbator internal respiration https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Debunked antisemitic trope no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2[/quote#50147796) |