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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: spectacular cheese-eating mad-dog skullcap

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Pink Autistic Cuckoldry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Cerebral Thirsty Antidepressant Drug Hominid

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Turquoise theater

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: iridescent harsh faggot firefighter school cafeteria

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: floppy pea-brained trump supporter

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: floppy pea-brained trump supporter

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Metal Library Doctorate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: ultramarine disgusting school rigor



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded soggy ape hospital

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Clown Native

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready sickened gay wizard

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: yellow shaky sandwich feces

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Clown Native

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Senate

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Pink Autistic Cuckoldry



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: diverse crotch

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Adulterous Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Adulterous Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: impertinent bossy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Bisexual station

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bisexual station

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bisexual station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Bisexual station

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ungodly Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: floppy pea-brained trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Violet philosopher-king

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Violet philosopher-king

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Violet philosopher-king

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: insane place of business coffee pot

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious mentally impaired old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2]#49924038)