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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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  01/05/14
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Mentally Impaired Topaz Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
mewling dull stage
  06/25/12
...
Marvelous plaza
  06/25/12
Jesus
violet learning disabled antidepressant drug
  06/25/12
literally rofling
hairraiser alcoholic property
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
tripping talented fortuitous meteor temple
  08/02/12
crying
Ruby Lascivious Police Squad
  08/29/12
...
Razzmatazz greedy hissy fit
  02/22/13
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cerebral boltzmann
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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crimson supple goal in life
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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White Whorehouse Skinny Woman
  07/20/18
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White Whorehouse Skinny Woman
  02/09/19
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disturbing diverse locus
  07/11/19
...
Boyish Sick Doctorate
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
umber turdskin associate
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
cop
Marvelous plaza
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Marvelous plaza
  06/25/12
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mewling dull stage
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
swashbuckling nighttime cruise ship indirect expression
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Zombie-like university
  08/02/12
...
soul-stirring ladyboy
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
motley sweet tailpipe
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Doobsian Deep Home
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Marvelous plaza
  06/25/12
...
Infuriating chartreuse abode private investor
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Marvelous plaza
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Zombie-like university
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
arousing idiotic school
  08/21/13
...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
...
Hilarious deer antler
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Sepia fantasy-prone milk trump supporter
  06/25/12
...
soul-stirring ladyboy
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Tantric dun tattoo
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
plum mood lay
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Light house
  06/25/12
...
plum mood lay
  06/26/12
...
soul-stirring ladyboy
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
plum mood lay
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
garnet degenerate kitty cat
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Useless gas station new version
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
plum mood lay
  08/02/12
...
plum mood lay
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
tripping talented fortuitous meteor temple
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Zombie-like university
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Zombie-like university
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...
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
plum mood lay
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Zombie-like university
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Useless gas station new version
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
plum mood lay
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  08/06/12
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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aggressive water buffalo puppy
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
cerebral boltzmann
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Zombie-like university
  02/22/13
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soul-stirring ladyboy
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
cerebral boltzmann
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
arousing idiotic school
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
cerebral boltzmann
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
180 at-the-ready station
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
arousing idiotic school
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Adventurous macaca
  08/21/13
180
soul-stirring ladyboy
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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  09/15/17
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anal field
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Zombie-like university
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anal field
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  10/01/17
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Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
where did he go
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Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort
  08/16/18
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Bat shit crazy green church
  01/25/19
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: plum mood lay

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: exciting sapphire stead

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Topaz Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: plum mood lay

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: plum mood lay

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: plum mood lay

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: plum mood lay

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mewling dull stage

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Marvelous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: violet learning disabled antidepressant drug

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic property

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: tripping talented fortuitous meteor temple

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Ruby Lascivious Police Squad

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: cerebral boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: curious beta preventive strike institution

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: crimson supple goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Racy old irish cottage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: White Whorehouse Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: White Whorehouse Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: disturbing diverse locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Boyish Sick Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: umber turdskin associate

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: plum mood lay

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Marvelous plaza

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Marvelous plaza

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: mewling dull stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling nighttime cruise ship indirect expression

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like university

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: motley sweet tailpipe

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Doobsian Deep Home

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Marvelous plaza

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Infuriating chartreuse abode private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Marvelous plaza

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like university

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: arousing idiotic school

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: plum mood lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Hilarious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Sepia fantasy-prone milk trump supporter

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Tantric dun tattoo

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: plum mood lay

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Light house

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: plum mood lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: plum mood lay

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: garnet degenerate kitty cat

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Useless gas station new version

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: plum mood lay

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: plum mood lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: tripping talented fortuitous meteor temple

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like university

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like university

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: aggressive water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: plum mood lay

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Razzle casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Zombie-like university

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Useless gas station new version

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: plum mood lay

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Zombie-like university

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Balding death wish pistol

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Zombie-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: aggressive water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: pea-brained magenta fat ankles gaming laptop

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: aggressive water buffalo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: plum mood lay

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: cerebral boltzmann

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: cerebral boltzmann

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: arousing idiotic school

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: cerebral boltzmann

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready station

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: arousing idiotic school

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: shimmering stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Wild Khaki Bawdyhouse Wagecucks

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: 180 at-the-ready station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Shivering stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Amethyst trailer park potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Amethyst trailer park potus

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: slippery windowlicker orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Effete Orchid Set

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: anal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: azure house-broken people who are hurt stag film

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Walnut boiling water library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: gay hominid dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: judgmental translucent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vivacious orange market

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: purple codepig meetinghouse

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: anal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Zombie-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: anal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Vigorous sooty indian lodge rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: peach self-centered range

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored sienna corn cake cuckoldry

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Cream crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Weed Whacker Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy green church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: grizzly nursing home masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: maniacal tanning salon keepsake machete

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant brilliant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Contagious Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: ocher step-uncle's house foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2]#49964828)