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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Charcoal chest-beating incel
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
k
Charcoal chest-beating incel
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Clear Impertinent Center Rigpig
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
aphrodisiac hairy legs
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
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What did she say back?
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Swollen step-uncle's house
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Charcoal chest-beating incel

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Charcoal chest-beating incel

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Fighting macaca

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: exciting sienna deer antler

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: talented transparent telephone useless brakes



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: laughsome international law enforcement agency business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: slimy turdskin

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: exciting sienna deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling legend stag film



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bronze Becky



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: indecent whorehouse

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Clear Impertinent Center Rigpig

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Swollen step-uncle's house

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: trip pearly orchestra pit



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: seedy church building



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: talented transparent telephone useless brakes

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Cracking azn



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Haunting frozen cumskin

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Marvelous bipolar point mad-dog skullcap

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Misunderstood Theater Stage



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Jet Cocky Roast Beef



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: exciting sienna deer antler



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: blathering hell voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Ruby Senate Fanboi

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: obsidian vibrant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Excitant french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: useless faggot firefighter sanctuary

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: exhilarant twisted affirmative action stead

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Hilarious headpube

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious headpube

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Wonderful stage friendly grandma

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: exhilarant twisted affirmative action stead

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Charcoal chest-beating incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Flushed crusty brunch keepsake machete

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: obsidian vibrant church

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Flirting Concupiscible Tanning Salon

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Haunting frozen cumskin

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: exciting sienna deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: shivering titillating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: shivering titillating lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: exciting sienna deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Excitant french chef

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Clear Impertinent Center Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling legend stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: floppy aggressive casino

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Disturbing pistol dog poop

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Disturbing pistol dog poop

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: stirring opaque goyim

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: ebony 180 temple

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy lettuce partner

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Appetizing internet-worthy lettuce partner

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Bespoke Shrine New Version

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: pearl mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: submissive boyish garrison

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: white cruise ship

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Lime feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Hominid Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: hyperventilating corn cake

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Supple Rehab

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Duck-like smoky circlehead double fault

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring zippy institution candlestick maker

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: talented transparent telephone useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: bonkers mind-boggling community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Lime feces



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: vengeful motley death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Haunting frozen cumskin

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: metal adventurous resort sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: pearl mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2]#50002879)