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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
High-end hunting ground feces
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/01/26
120...
High-end hunting ground feces
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Emerald contagious skinny woman
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Emerald contagious skinny woman
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
aquamarine candlestick maker
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
aquamarine candlestick maker
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
Fishy abode wrinkle
  06/01/26
...
Poppy pontificating library
  06/01/26
...
sable arousing preventive strike
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
...
crawly glassy senate newt
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Charismatic Coral Background Story
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
lilac nursing home
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
lilac nursing home
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Poppy pontificating library
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Poppy pontificating library
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
lilac nursing home
  06/01/26
...
dun irradiated nibblets
  06/02/26
you maed it
Bateful pink dragon
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Boyish whorehouse incel
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
amber piazza quadroon
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Vivacious bright center
  06/01/26
what job did you have
odious bossy blood rage place of business
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
multi-colored forum dingle berry
  06/01/26
...
Irate codepig mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Peach unhinged theatre
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Peach unhinged theatre
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Henna Private Investor
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Canary hall
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
lilac nursing home
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Canary hall
  06/01/26
...
aquamarine candlestick maker
  06/03/26
...
Diverse Windowlicker Depressive
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
amber piazza quadroon
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
amber piazza quadroon
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
swashbuckling step-uncle's house
  06/02/26
...
Infuriating drab crotch
  06/02/26
...
Poppy pontificating library
  06/02/26
...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/03/26
...
aquamarine candlestick maker
  06/03/26
...
amber piazza quadroon
  06/03/26
...
crawly glassy senate newt
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Snowy sickened haunted graveyard
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
onyx thriller stag film indirect expression
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Infuriating drab crotch
  06/03/26
...
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/03/26
...
onyx thriller stag film indirect expression
  06/03/26
...
aquamarine candlestick maker
  06/03/26
...
amber piazza quadroon
  06/03/26
...
Know-it-all main people
  06/03/26
...
High-end hunting ground feces
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Appetizing den boistinker
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
Sienna corner idiot
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
onyx thriller stag film indirect expression
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: High-end hunting ground feces

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: High-end hunting ground feces

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Emerald contagious skinny woman

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Emerald contagious skinny woman

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: aquamarine candlestick maker

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: aquamarine candlestick maker

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Fishy abode wrinkle

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Poppy pontificating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: sable arousing preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: crawly glassy senate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Charismatic Coral Background Story

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: lilac nursing home

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: lilac nursing home

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Poppy pontificating library

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Poppy pontificating library

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: dun irradiated nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Bateful pink dragon

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse incel

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: amber piazza quadroon

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Vivacious bright center

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: odious bossy blood rage place of business

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: multi-colored forum dingle berry

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Irate codepig mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Peach unhinged theatre

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Peach unhinged theatre

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Henna Private Investor

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Canary hall

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: lilac nursing home

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Canary hall

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: aquamarine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Diverse Windowlicker Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: amber piazza quadroon

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: amber piazza quadroon

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Infuriating drab crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Poppy pontificating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aquamarine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: amber piazza quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: crawly glassy senate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Snowy sickened haunted graveyard

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Opaque kink-friendly parlor ratface

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: onyx thriller stag film indirect expression

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Infuriating drab crotch

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: onyx thriller stag film indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: aquamarine candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amber piazza quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: High-end hunting ground feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing den boistinker

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Sienna corner idiot

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: onyx thriller stag film indirect expression

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912932)