before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...	Milky Sneaky Criminal	01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig	buff incel	01/07/26
i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...	Milky Sneaky Criminal	01/07/26
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Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...	hyperventilating racy den	01/07/26
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Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread	Effete Sickened Shrine	06/01/26
all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whi...	swashbuckling house idea he suggested	06/01/26
Posters are already in despair about the modern world. I do...	Effete Sickened Shrine	06/01/26
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Milky Sneaky Criminal before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569187)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: buff incel you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569195)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Milky Sneaky Criminal i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49569207)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: Milky Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571012)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Blue curious bawdyhouse hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571016)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Seedy round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571017)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: hyperventilating racy den Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571020)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: useless soul-stirring abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49571036)

Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: Milky Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49662811)

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:51 AM Author: Milky Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909875)

Date: June 1st, 2026 9:57 AM Author: Green weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909885)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:29 AM Author: vigorous drunken locale international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909926)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Effete Sickened Shrine Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909930)

Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM Author: swashbuckling house idea he suggested all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whigs like the old days. in addition to CLE requirements there should be a mandatory Hair check to maintain your bar license. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909932)

Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Effete Sickened Shrine Posters are already in despair about the modern world. I don't think we could handle the pain of this additional humiliation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909978)

Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Razzle bright half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2]#49909979)