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BAM! You wake up naked in the street in 1787. How to survive?
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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: very tactful senate macaca Your ass naked in a small village somewhere in new england during the month of May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49802553) |
Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:16 PM Author: very tactful senate macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913561) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:19 PM Author: brass heady space therapy presumably you can read, which was a big thing back then. probably start ranting about 'foul brigands' and how they robbed you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913571) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: very tactful senate macaca I would prob just try to steal some clothes first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913575) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Cowardly location (Guy getting hanged on his second day of time travel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913576) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:24 PM Author: aquamarine love of her life Is it really BAM, or could I brush up on a few things before I go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913578) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 6:07 PM Author: aggressive adventurous puppy Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913662) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: very tactful senate macaca yes it's a BAM!. you go to sleep one night and wake up ass naked on a warm spring new england day in some village. let's say it's in the middle of the night before the townsfolk are up and about.
you do have all your knowledge about the future and such though not written down. also in your case you still have your retarded tattoos that you'd have to explain. |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Electric lettuce blood rage I would go read law rill quick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913585) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 5:51 PM Author: aggressive adventurous puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913622) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Salmon rehab i would just go to my great great great great great etc grandfather's house and get clothes. but the rest of you browns would be utterly fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913642) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 6:01 PM Author: aggressive adventurous puppy I enjoyed this poast-moniker synergy FWIW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913645) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: ruby boyish area Those clothes would be like 3 sizes too small unless you’re like 5’2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49914725) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 6:11 PM Author: multi-colored nibblets spot 1. Find a discreet place to jerk off. 2. Jerk off. 3. Jerk off again. 4. Find a church and go hard Christian. |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: gay racy filthpig idiot Why not invent gooning and convert the bros so the destruction of humanity can begin sooner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49914799) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 6:12 PM Author: wine indian lodge pistol sex w men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49913679) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: gay racy filthpig idiot Why would I want to? I mean, imagine the fucking smell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49914617) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM Author: very tactful senate macaca probably a lot of horse shit. it's not a hypo btw, it's a situational decision strategy exercise. you don't get a choice to wake up ass naked in post-revolution new england, it just happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49914624) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: gay racy filthpig idiot Right, and I mean, why would I want to struggle? Fuck that shit
But for anyone who is inclined, you could revolutionize the world in amazing ways and become rich through the basics (antibiotics, water purification, fertilizers, etc.) if you could survive the first period of being naked with no way to explain where you came from and no one anywhere who could vouch for you
If I DID want to survive, I would probably bludgeon myself quickly to appear as though I was a victim of robbery and hope they could understand my modern English well enough to put together on their own that head trama is causing memory loss |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: insane arrogant native lol we are all dimwit lawyers with no useful skills - no one here knows shit about creating electricity or antibiotics, let alone any useful trade to them like a cobbler or something.
at best you'd be treated as a deranged overgrown infant and thrown into a zoo |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: gay racy filthpig idiot I know about aspirin, several antibiotics (I thought everyone knew about penicillin), and the basics of fertilizer. And that was just the shit I came up with in 15 seconds off the top of my head that I could put into practice if I could survive the first few weeks
But, as with most things in life, people with worthwhile capability are the ones who are checking out. I'd probably just find a nearby body of water, dive down as far as I could, and breathe in as powerfully as possible |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Out-of-control crackhouse ratface What do you know about aspirin?
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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: gay racy filthpig idiot I tell you about diving underwater and breathing in, and your question is about aspirin? For aspirin, I know the plant that it came from and ways to prepare the bark to get noticeable benefits
You may be a retard, or you may just be underestimating just how much you know that people back then didn't, and how easy it could be to monetize it. Grow some poppies and front run America's opiate craze. Go become a coal baron in Pennsylvania. Revolutionize midwifery by making use of germ theory knowledge without talking about germs themselves. Create smallpox immunity through cowpox, etc. You should know a ton of shit |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Out-of-control crackhouse ratface This doesn't seem that scary. I just read a history of the American Revolution. I got the gist of the culture, etc. It isn't like I would be waking up in medieval Poland or Ancient mesopotamia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49914807) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: insane arrogant native lol creep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49915279) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Alcoholic wonderful parlor I'd steal a dress and teach them about being trans. While masturbating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49915304) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: Curious mewling school I’d make my way to Wall Street and find a lawyer to be a scrivener for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49915313) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: very tactful senate macaca would you show up ass naked and demand a job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49915382) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: Contagious Glassy Heaven Jap two fair maidens, same time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854869&forum_id=2]#49915381) |