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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
sienna sanctuary
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
mahogany exciting resort
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
sienna sanctuary
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
mahogany exciting resort
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
sienna sanctuary
  10/03/12
dat racis
chrome pit
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
mustard electric piazza stain
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Bronze University
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
concupiscible disgusting gunner
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
aromatic pisswyrm area
  10/11/12
180
olive bawdyhouse
  10/22/12
jesus....
Cerebral smoky multi-billionaire
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
topaz blathering center
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
topaz blathering center
  12/22/15
still glad
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overrated forum
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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cheese-eating flickering foreskin kitty cat
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cracking hall selfie
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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marvelous abode
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elite 180 toaster faggotry
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Drab comical background story
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
aggressive big fanboi
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
mentally impaired cyan rigor
  12/09/12
haha ty
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dark french chef set
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dark french chef set
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Translucent Plaza Dingle Berry
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Vibrant sapphire reading party whorehouse
  10/04/12
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Amber community account
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Excitant Mauve Hell Famous Landscape Painting
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Snowy Chapel Brethren
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/11/12
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Excitant Mauve Hell Famous Landscape Painting
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Demanding temple
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
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Curious psychic giraffe
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Racy Fat Ankles Halford
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Soul-stirring shitlib old irish cottage
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/22/12
lol
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Adventurous macaca quadroon
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Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
mahogany exciting resort
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
mahogany exciting resort
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
mahogany exciting resort
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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obsidian den
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Amber community account
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
copper regret
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
mahogany exciting resort
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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olive bawdyhouse
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Laughsome dysfunction
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
sienna sanctuary
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Racy Fat Ankles Halford
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
At-the-ready Home Crotch
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
crawly goal in life
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
lascivious arrogant party of the first part
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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aphrodisiac senate
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Passionate range
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Rose Roast Beef
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
twinkling slippery brunch
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Bronze University
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Adventurous macaca quadroon
  12/09/12
Lies
Sepia Cuckold
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Adventurous macaca quadroon
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
mentally impaired cyan rigor
  12/09/12
180.
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  12/09/12
lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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mahogany exciting resort
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Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button
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Update?
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dark french chef set
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Second page!?
Demanding temple
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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unhinged public bath candlestick maker
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glittery angry gas station ape
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Is the hippo still chillin??
provocative black woman
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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dark french chef set
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
obsidian den
  02/12/15
lets do this
twinkling slippery brunch
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
well-lubricated locus
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gots to get mine ofs
Sepia Cuckold
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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dark french chef set
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: sienna sanctuary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: sienna sanctuary

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: sienna sanctuary

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: chrome pit

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: mustard electric piazza stain

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Bronze University

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: concupiscible disgusting gunner

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm area

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: olive bawdyhouse

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Cerebral smoky multi-billionaire

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: topaz blathering center

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: topaz blathering center

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: topaz blathering center

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: overrated forum



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23567959)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating flickering foreskin kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#26552445)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: cracking hall selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: pale kink-friendly friendly grandma

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: hyperactive ladyboy

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: marvelous abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: elite 180 toaster faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Drab comical background story

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: aggressive big fanboi

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: mentally impaired cyan rigor

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: sickened vengeful trailer park

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Translucent Plaza Dingle Berry

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Vibrant sapphire reading party whorehouse

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Amber community account

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Excitant Mauve Hell Famous Landscape Painting

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Snowy Chapel Brethren

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Excitant Mauve Hell Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Demanding temple

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lilac legend pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Stimulating duck-like filthpig

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: thriller slimy national persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Curious psychic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Racy Fat Ankles Halford

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring shitlib old irish cottage

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: overrated forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: light federal meetinghouse son of senegal

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: obsidian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Amber community account

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Trip Deep Nibblets

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: fantasy-prone lilac legend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Fighting maize house police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: copper regret

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Dashing walnut orchestra pit

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: olive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Laughsome dysfunction

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: sienna sanctuary

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Racy Fat Ankles Halford

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: At-the-ready Home Crotch

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: crawly goal in life

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: lascivious arrogant party of the first part

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Crusty bisexual point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Passionate range

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Heady Business Firm Turdskin

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Rose Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: twinkling slippery brunch

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Bronze University

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Chocolate deranged rehab sex offender

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Adventurous macaca quadroon

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: aquamarine nursing home

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Diverse brilliant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lilac legend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: mentally impaired cyan rigor

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Gaped impressive volcanic crater stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Yellow chest-beating electric furnace

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Indecent Doctorate Depressive

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: alcoholic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: mahogany exciting resort

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: dark french chef set

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: carmine apoplectic coldplay fan travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Demanding temple

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: dark french chef set

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Flatulent school cafeteria indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Fighting maize house police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Umber mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Partner Queen Of The Night

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Startled library sneaky criminal

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: unhinged public bath candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: glittery angry gas station ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: provocative black woman

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: cordovan coffee pot hospital

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Curious psychic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Umber mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: anal sick garrison deer antler

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Stimulating duck-like filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: olive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: awkward space really tough guy

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: aquamarine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser Ebony Partner Queen Of The Night

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: obsidian den

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: obsidian den

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: twinkling slippery brunch

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated locus

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated locus

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: anal sick garrison deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: adulterous keepsake machete goyim

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Motley transparent state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating flickering foreskin kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: marvelous abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: hot misanthropic people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored vermilion station

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Curious psychic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: hateful autistic trust fund locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone lilac legend pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular national security agency parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: tan jet-lagged headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Motley transparent state

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Boyish mint mother lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Bronze University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: splenetic frozen liquid oxygen lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: unhinged public bath candlestick maker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant bearded parlour

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: dark french chef set

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: splenetic frozen liquid oxygen lodge

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: dark french chef set

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: salmon floppy generalized bond corner

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: disrespectful sexy striped hyena idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: arousing citrine stead

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: saffron private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed institution fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: dark french chef set

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: magical red step-uncle's house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Purple narrow-minded yarmulke

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: glittery angry gas station ape

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: glittery angry gas station ape

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Appetizing cobalt base legal warrant

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: splenetic frozen liquid oxygen lodge

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Bistre spot jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Territorial mental disorder office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Shimmering hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: dark french chef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: magical red step-uncle's house tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: dark french chef set

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2]#50112233)