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Will you watch my CA9 argument next week? "Swinging dicks" judge on panel (epah)

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT One of my judges is this fellow: h...
Domesticated set
  06/01/26
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provocative kitty cat
  06/01/26
what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robin...
provocative kitty cat
  06/02/26
Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to pers...
Domesticated set
  06/05/26
Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on inte...
magical shaky hell alpha
  06/05/26
It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elde...
Domesticated set
  06/05/26
Are you going after the "creators" individually?
harsh fragrant theater stage
  06/09/26
The Creators did nothing wrong.
Domesticated set
  06/09/26
Might be the one time in history that class members would pr...
magical shaky hell alpha
  06/09/26
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provocative kitty cat
  06/05/26
This is tomorrow guys FYI
Domesticated set
  06/08/26
I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is...
Charismatic High-end State
  06/08/26
Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll...
Domesticated set
  06/08/26
Orrick v EPAH Get your bets in now
stirring shivering garrison milk
  06/08/26
epah by a mile
Domesticated set
  06/08/26
you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even reali...
provocative kitty cat
  06/08/26
Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time o...
Domesticated set
  06/08/26
...
provocative kitty cat
  06/08/26
Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal...
Charismatic High-end State
  06/09/26
Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have e...
Domesticated set
  06/09/26
You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you ...
Charismatic High-end State
  06/09/26
It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed bac...
Domesticated set
  06/09/26
great report, sorry i missed it
provocative kitty cat
  06/09/26
What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigati...
harsh fragrant theater stage
  06/09/26
On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful"...
Domesticated set
  06/09/26
...
provocative kitty cat
  06/09/26
This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. ...
harsh fragrant theater stage
  06/09/26
fraud is fraud
provocative kitty cat
  06/09/26
The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a per...
Domesticated set
  06/09/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Domesticated set

Next Tuesday at 9:00 PDT

One of my judges is this fellow: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845118&mc=6&forum_id=2#top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49910818)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49910820)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat

what's it about, your fee award on trendsettah or some robinson patman act stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49911719)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Domesticated set

Whether the UK company that owns OnlyFans is subject to personal jurisdiction in CA.

(We've sued them under CA's Automatic Renewal Law for automatically renewing "Fans'" subscriptions to "Creators" without disclosing that it'll be a recurring charge. Our kindly elderly judge determined that they're not subject to Jx in CA because they hadn't "specifically targeted" California consumers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49917025)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: magical shaky hell alpha

Lol jfc. Are there still open questions like *that* on internet minimum contacts? Just set up your site to not allow California IP addresses, like how when I take depos in red states now I have to use my imagination to jerk off because porn sites want my DL and birth certificate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49917027)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Domesticated set

It's not *actually an open question, it's just a kindly elderly judge who assumed that Orrick biglolyers probably know a lot about jurisdiction, so we should do what they say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49917032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: harsh fragrant theater stage

Are you going after the "creators" individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925493)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Domesticated set

The Creators did nothing wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925689)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: magical shaky hell alpha

Might be the one time in history that class members would prefer an in-kind suck-n-fuck coupon settlement over whatever nominal $$ they'd otherwise get.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926483)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49917746)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Domesticated set

This is tomorrow guys FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49923044)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Charismatic High-end State

I will jump on as soon as my property tax protest hearing is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49923058)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Domesticated set

Thanks man. First argument, and only 10 mins/side, so we'll be pau by 9:30 at the latest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49923061)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: stirring shivering garrison milk

Orrick v EPAH

Get your bets in now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49923048)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Domesticated set

epah by a mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49923052)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat

you've been litigating this since 2022? i didn't even realize onlyfans has been around that long - i guess it pays to be an early adopter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49924087)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Domesticated set

Lol, yeah. Our SOL goes back to summer 2018. By the time of judgment it's going to be 10 years of all auto-renewals in CA. It'll be well over $1B by then. Unfortunately our only claim is under the UCL so it'll be a judge deciding, and obv he'll think of some way to pare it down, like perhaps to only the first renewal, and then say, "the user should have reviewed his cc statement and known better."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49924117)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49924129)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Charismatic High-end State

Tremendous lawyering. I have not thought about such personal jurisdiction issues in years and the deep analysis was both majestic and scholarly. I also thought that your short rebuttal that put the focus back on the subsequent conduct of the Defendant was superb. Laser focused. You came back into the ring like Mike Tyson and dropped the mic on that nerd lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925237)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Domesticated set

Lol thanks man. I’m now a little embarrassed to have even posted it, it was so uneventful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925288)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Charismatic High-end State

You did good. You had the better argument. How long are you staying in SF for? I wish I was in SF today. It's hot as fuck here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925300)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Domesticated set

It’s beautiful and 66 here rn but I’m headed back to the airport (after coming in at 6:00 on a redeye). Can’t stand to be away from HI even for a minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925471)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat

great report, sorry i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926434)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: harsh fragrant theater stage

What are damages like in Onlyfans-recurring-charges litigation? Do plaintiffs have a duty to mitigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925494)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Domesticated set

On its face it's just restitution of the "unlawful" charges. We have Judge Breyer who is supposed to be unafraid of nuclear judgments, so we'll see what unfolds (there's surprisingly little caselaw as to whether at some point the consumer is required to review their charges and unsubscribe -- perhaps especially once they've first realized how it works)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49925699)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926437)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: harsh fragrant theater stage

This isn't the most sympathetic class of plaintiffs though. What other remedies are available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926443)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: provocative kitty cat

fraud is fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926552)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Domesticated set

The money has to go somewhere. It’d be weird for a person taking that moral view to conclude that it’s better for the pornographer to keep it than to give it back to the lonely masturbators and shut-ins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870537&forum_id=2]#49926576)