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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Titillating Glassy Wagecucks
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
filthy ruddy antidepressant drug
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Titillating Glassy Wagecucks
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well whtever it is, its 180
filthy ruddy antidepressant drug
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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probably his masterwork
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Impressive persian

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: galvanic startling stage mad cow disease



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Charcoal bonkers base chad

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Shimmering laughsome police squad



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Vibrant Puce Stock Car Friendly Grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: galvanic startling stage mad cow disease

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Bistre theatre

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: burgundy nursing home depressive

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Snowy vivacious church dopamine

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: wonderful hairy legs

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Shimmering laughsome police squad



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: out-of-control smoky alpha



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: sienna gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary hunting ground



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: disgusting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: drunken chartreuse faggotry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: big sticky national faggot firefighter

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: primrose charismatic dingle berry

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: olive ceo voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: primrose charismatic dingle berry

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Rusted Pistol Point

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: cordovan bat shit crazy nowag liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: wonderful hairy legs

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Frozen hairraiser affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: disrespectful racy cumskin cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Lascivious pearly boiling water property

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: saffron school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: magenta soggy pit

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Flesh School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: sienna gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant degenerate

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Comical splenetic library

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Emerald Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: magenta soggy pit

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: magenta soggy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801652)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34114617)



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Author: Glittery knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: cerebral twinkling area

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing yarmulke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Stimulating canary bbw partner

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Stimulating canary bbw partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Shimmering laughsome police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: translucent stirring corn cake karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Low-t Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: pearl giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Low-t Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Garnet marvelous site idiot

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Cocky Hateful Ladyboy

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Garnet marvelous site idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Cocky Hateful Ladyboy

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Frum Sound Barrier

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: out-of-control smoky alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Cocky Hateful Ladyboy

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Odious rigpig

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine razzmatazz circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: shivering milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Emerald Cruise Ship

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: ebony station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Curious Becky Internal Respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Flushed Gaping Mediation

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Crimson Puppy Marketing Idea



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Carnelian bawdyhouse crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: citrine zombie-like turdskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: disgusting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Chocolate mood ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Submissive concupiscible wrinkle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Frozen hairraiser affirmative action



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Flushed Gaping Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: citrine zombie-like turdskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: amethyst spot

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: pale thriller brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Chocolate mood ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: magenta soggy pit

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Odious rigpig

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Hot heaven reading party

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: pale thriller brunch

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Lascivious pearly boiling water property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Rusted Pistol Point

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: green tattoo hall

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: hyperventilating lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Dark locus macaca

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: magenta soggy pit

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: burgundy nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: big sticky national faggot firefighter

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Amber contagious really tough guy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: rebellious meetinghouse

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: filthy ruddy antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Infuriating field gunner

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Amber contagious really tough guy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Lascivious pearly boiling water property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: offensive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: offensive round eye

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: shivering milk

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: wonderful hairy legs

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Mauve location mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Lascivious pearly boiling water property

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: ebony station

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: green tattoo hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Chocolate mood ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: pearl giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Amber contagious really tough guy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Chocolate mood ratface

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: saffron school cafeteria

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: flatulent crystalline garrison

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: mildly autistic silver love of her life trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Slimy Fishy New Version

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Chocolate mood ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: gold french cuckoldry chapel

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Pungent mind-boggling foreskin resort

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Lascivious pearly boiling water property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: walnut fortuitous meteor orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: angry indian lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: angry indian lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: wonderful hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Flushed Gaping Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: rebellious meetinghouse

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: autistic alcoholic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: translucent stirring corn cake karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: pearl giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: bright floppy trailer park half-breed

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Rusted Pistol Point

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Peach narrow-minded coffee pot house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Peach narrow-minded coffee pot house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: burgundy nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Trip useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Titillating Glassy Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Lilac duck-like tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: kink-friendly jewess hell

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: gaped regret parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: green tattoo hall

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: gaped regret parlor

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: green tattoo hall

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Vibrant Puce Stock Car Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34211966)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#36271707)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#39613486)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: drunken chartreuse faggotry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: burgundy nursing home depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Overrated Sandwich

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic High-end Immigrant Psychic

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle old irish cottage

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Bespoke lime incel trump supporter

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary hunting ground

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: gaped regret parlor

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: gaped regret parlor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Sick gaming laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: gaped regret parlor



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: adventurous box office boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: adventurous box office boltzmann



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Author: Electric center place of business



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Low-t Forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Dark locus macaca

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: White swashbuckling generalized bond fanboi

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Vigorous Low-t Forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Slimy Fishy New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Bearded Misunderstood Elastic Band



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: pearl giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2]#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: provocative hominid range



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Low-t Forum



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: provocative hominid range



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: gaped regret parlor



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Hairless Territorial Therapy Organic Girlfriend

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It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring haunted graveyard



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary hunting ground



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: provocative hominid range



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Nudist Stag Film



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Dark locus macaca

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: translucent stirring corn cake karate

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: excitant dilemma



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: azure talented theater

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: translucent stirring corn cake karate



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