The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| burgundy piazza | 10/09/12 |
| burgundy piazza | 10/09/12 |
| burgundy piazza | 10/10/12 |
| henna death wish | 10/10/12 |
| Aggressive iridescent sneaky criminal | 10/10/12 |
| vengeful maize hunting ground ratface | 10/10/12 |
| scarlet cuckold blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| Tan Ape Spot | 10/10/12 |
| scarlet cuckold blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| Olive church building | 10/10/12 |
| disgusting translucent brethren digit ratio | 05/15/23 |
| Mega Feces | 08/31/26 |
| burgundy piazza | 10/10/12 |
| Cerebral Sienna Indian Lodge | 10/10/12 |
| Bright theatre famous landscape painting | 10/10/12 |
| aromatic citrine persian | 10/29/12 |
| Passionate cerise fat ankles wrinkle | 05/14/23 |
| Bisexual titillating space gunner | 10/29/12 |
| Multi-colored Set Boistinker | 10/29/12 |
| Buck-toothed Garrison | 05/15/23 |
| territorial preventive strike | 05/15/23 |
| Azure excitant stag film trust fund | 05/15/23 |
| Diverse topaz station | 05/15/23 |
| Diverse topaz station | 02/01/26 |
| Sadistic frozen coldplay fan field | 02/01/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: burgundy piazza http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: burgundy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21753140) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: burgundy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755124) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: henna death wish lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755138) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Aggressive iridescent sneaky criminal What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755170) |
 |
Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: vengeful maize hunting ground ratface http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755971) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: scarlet cuckold blood rage dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755258) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Tan Ape Spot Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755279) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: scarlet cuckold blood rage cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755291) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Olive church building "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
|
Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: disgusting translucent brethren digit ratio It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312473) |
|
Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Mega Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#50107964) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: burgundy piazza Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Cerebral Sienna Indian Lodge tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21755408) |
|
Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Bright theatre famous landscape painting 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21756018) |
|
Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: aromatic citrine persian awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#21916181) |
|
Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Passionate cerise fat ankles wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312446) |
|
Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Bisexual titillating space gunner these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
|
|
Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Multi-colored Set Boistinker Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
|
Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Buck-toothed Garrison 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312483) |
|
Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: territorial preventive strike You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312590) |
|
Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Azure excitant stag film trust fund lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46312629) |
|
Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Diverse topaz station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#46313493) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Diverse topaz station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#49639602) |
|
Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Sadistic frozen coldplay fan field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2]#49639607) |