What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | vengeful trailer park faggotry | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Judas Jones | 04/01/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | disgusting red forum | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | disgusting red forum | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | histrionic party of the first part | 03/31/26 | | disgusting red forum | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | Post nut horror | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Post nut horror | 04/02/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | George Jetson | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Smoky spot | 03/31/26 | | laughsome startled hairy legs property | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | buff hairraiser area | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | mildly autistic church mad cow disease | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | vengeful trailer park faggotry | 03/31/26 | | Trust If Aryan | 04/01/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/02/26 | | histrionic party of the first part | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | richard clock | 04/02/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 04/05/26 | | buff hairraiser area | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | mildly autistic church mad cow disease | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Smoky spot | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Arthur Koestler | 04/01/26 | | Carnelian free-loading market windowlicker | 03/31/26 | | Lascivious stage | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Lascivious stage | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Lascivious stage | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | Zippy nighttime foreskin becky | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | snowy tanning salon keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | snowy tanning salon keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | orchid den | 03/31/26 | | Ultramarine trip indirect expression incel | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | snowy tanning salon keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 03/31/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | ""''"'"'"'"'' | 03/31/26 | | man o' war | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | lavender impertinent theater stage factory reset button | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 04/01/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | vibrant coral legend | 03/31/26 | | Post nut horror | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | orange institution | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Judas Jones | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | some on social media | 04/01/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/06/26 | | Zippy nighttime foreskin becky | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | unholy diverse partner | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | Zippy nighttime foreskin becky | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | ""''"'"'"'"'' | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | purple pungent trump supporter | 03/31/26 | | charismatic toaster senate | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | Useless knife death wish | 03/31/26 | | Gold striped hyena | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Smoky spot | 03/31/26 | | Carnelian free-loading market windowlicker | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Avocado arousing chapel | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | godawful theatre | 03/31/26 | | snowy tanning salon keepsake machete | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | bistre shrine | 03/31/26 | | laughsome startled hairy legs property | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | bistre shrine | 03/31/26 | | Fuck yeah, nigga. | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | beta thriller hall affirmative action | 03/31/26 | | godawful theatre | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | purple pungent trump supporter | 03/31/26 | | Diesel | 03/31/26 | | .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | cannon | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Carnelian free-loading market windowlicker | 03/31/26 | | talented self-centered site useless brakes | 03/31/26 | | Carnelian free-loading market windowlicker | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | sealclubber | 04/03/26 | | So we looked at the data | 04/01/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | jade balding main people pit | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | Tantric locus hissy fit | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | lavender impertinent theater stage factory reset button | 03/31/26 | | Zippy nighttime foreskin becky | 03/31/26 | | ruddy bat shit crazy liquid oxygen coffee pot | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | basketball american | 03/31/26 | | regional source | 04/01/26 | | legally female father | 04/01/26 | | the word envy ceasing to exist | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Federal know-it-all abode scourge upon the earth | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | big indigo juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | vivacious national security agency nursing home | 03/31/26 | | Contagious Outnumbered Indian Lodge | 03/31/26 | | Contagious Outnumbered Indian Lodge | 03/31/26 | | offensive base famous landscape painting | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 03/31/26 | | .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... | 04/03/26 | | sable cuckoldry | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness | 03/31/26 | | Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping | 03/31/26 | | Wonderful doobsian library sandwich | 03/31/26 | | yapping chocolate people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | citrine irradiated location milk | 03/31/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 03/31/26 | | vibrant coral legend | 03/31/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | 04/03/26 | | t.rick o'treat panama | 03/31/26 | | Hello, World! | 03/31/26 | | race baiter ginsburg | 03/31/26 | | Post nut horror | 03/31/26 | | Woah Cr friend! | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | Diamond Dallas Chad | 03/31/26 | | Is it not the case | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. | 03/31/26 | | richard clock | 03/31/26 | | Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 03/31/26 | | Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | the word envy ceasing to exist | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/02/26 | | .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... | 04/03/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | scholarship | 04/01/26 | | Mature Hairline | 03/31/26 | | bloomington | 03/31/26 | | regional source | 03/31/26 | | scholarship | 03/31/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,, | 04/01/26 | | acp | 04/02/26 | | Arthur Koestler | 04/01/26 | | .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,. | 04/01/26 | | ,.,,., | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Mature Hairline | 04/03/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | sealclubber | 04/01/26 | | my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 04/01/26 | | t.rick o'treat panama | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/01/26 | | ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Iron Maiden by Ghostface Killah | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | peeface | 04/02/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/03/26 | | Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption | 04/01/26 | | Giant Naked Hitler | 04/01/26 | | fartman | 04/01/26 | | cucumbers | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\' | 04/01/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | gay indie music | 04/02/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/04/26 | | ""''"'"'"'"'' | 04/01/26 | | average/ordinary/typical citizen/person | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/01/26 | | peeface | 04/02/26 | | .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,, | 04/01/26 | | evan39 | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/02/26 | | OldHLSDude | 04/03/26 | | richard clock | 04/03/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/03/26 | | Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle | 04/03/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/06/26 | | OldHLSDude | 04/03/26 | | Is it not the case | 04/03/26 | | legally female father | 04/03/26 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: citrine irradiated location milk
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: vengeful trailer park faggotry
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: big indigo juggernaut
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Lascivious stage
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Zippy nighttime foreskin becky
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: cowardly chartreuse menage twinkling uncleanness
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. JebοΏ½08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: unholy diverse partner
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Useless knife death wish
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: bistre shrine
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49783964) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.
"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49785456) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Aromatic Cheese-eating Gaping
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49790601) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
Leiter/Tubgirl
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784454) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49791424) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: t.rick o'treat panama
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬)
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: bloomington (π¦¬)
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784794) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.
reddened pisswyrm?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49785021) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49790608) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: scholarship
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49784849) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49788251) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: Arthur Koestler
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: .,,,., ..,..,,,.,,,. ,.,.,.
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2]#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: fartman
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,,
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.
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