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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
boyish principal's office
  07/17/22
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know-it-all brunch masturbator
  07/17/22
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Purple tripping alpha
  07/17/22
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federal lemon pisswyrm
  07/18/22
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boyish principal's office
  09/29/22
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boyish principal's office
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Misunderstood cheese-eating station factory reset button
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Misunderstood cheese-eating station factory reset button
  01/07/23
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federal lemon pisswyrm
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Irradiated Territorial Abode
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Irradiated Territorial Abode
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Honey-headed talking meetinghouse volcanic crater
  03/18/23
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boyish principal's office
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Irradiated Territorial Abode
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
pale coldplay fan
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
chrome odious partner
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Jade Rigor
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/23/24
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Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Filthy indecent stage
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
sepia therapy goyim
  09/28/24
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boyish principal's office
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: boyish principal's office

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: know-it-all brunch masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Purple tripping alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: federal lemon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: boyish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood cheese-eating station factory reset button

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood cheese-eating station factory reset button

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: federal lemon pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Irradiated Territorial Abode

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Irradiated Territorial Abode

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed talking meetinghouse volcanic crater

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: boyish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Irradiated Territorial Abode

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: pale coldplay fan

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: chrome odious partner

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Jade Rigor

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Filthy indecent stage

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: sepia therapy goyim

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: boyish principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Charismatic swollen public bath blood rage

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2]#49932244)