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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
talented infuriating idea he suggested
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
Stirring Ladyboy Space
  11/22/23
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High-end cuckoldry
  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
magical indigo office police squad
  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit
  11/22/23
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talented infuriating idea he suggested
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Abusive Chad
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Very tactful tattoo
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
talented infuriating idea he suggested
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Vibrant theater
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Vibrant theater
  04/28/24
Women are 180
drab site macaca
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Situational Awareness Bear
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Carmine Motley Hospital Rigor
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talented infuriating idea he suggested
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit
  11/23/23
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talented infuriating idea he suggested
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
Comical thirsty gunner
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
Comical thirsty gunner
  11/23/23
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Comical thirsty gunner
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
impressive aphrodisiac state
  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
Comical thirsty gunner
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
impressive aphrodisiac state
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talented infuriating idea he suggested
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Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit
  12/15/24
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magical indigo office police squad
  09/30/25
Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
Arousing kitchen mexican
  04/28/24
180 song
Supple nubile useless brakes
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
talented infuriating idea he suggested
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
Supple nubile useless brakes
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
talented infuriating idea he suggested
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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  12/15/24
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Stirring Ladyboy Space

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: High-end cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#49315193)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: magical indigo office police squad

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Abusive Chad

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Very tactful tattoo

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#50054633)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Vibrant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47089604)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Vibrant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47616706)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: drab site macaca

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Carmine Motley Hospital Rigor



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47089430)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Comical thirsty gunner

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Comical thirsty gunner

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Comical thirsty gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: impressive aphrodisiac state

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Comical thirsty gunner

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: impressive aphrodisiac state

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal trip orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: magical indigo office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Arousing kitchen mexican

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: Supple nubile useless brakes

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Supple nubile useless brakes

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: titillating dingle berry

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: talented infuriating idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2]#47187760)