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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:16 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Wife bought me out of the old house for 2 million. I bought a new house a block away that was 1K sq/ft bigger for the same price and renovated it. Moved in three months ago. It has a sauna, hot tub, infinity pool, cold plunge, secret room with a movie theater, library, etc. I also put in a 300 gallon salt water fish tank! I actually live 3 doors down from Chandler now too. I can see his bathroom from my driveway!
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball How many sq ft? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977730) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) 4K (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977762) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM Author: cucumbers soulless McMansion tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977735) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:28 PM Author: Born to Die I'm assuming he plans to decorate it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977755) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,. cookie cutter, bland, and soulless, looks like cheap material used too, 3/10
money can't buy taste |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: cucumbers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977747) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:22 PM Author: richard clock nice view (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977742) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM Author: Ricky i need to buy that huge gun safe you had, thing was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977749) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:31 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) I have a new huge gun safe, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977763) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:24 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., a garage sauna - san frenando valley luxury at its finest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977750) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) House next door to me just went on the market for 2.7 million and it isn't as nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977764) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: dat rigor goddamn ive seen this too many times. guy makes a bunch of money to buy a big house and then has nothing and no one to fill it with lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977766) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Born to Die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977771) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) I just moved in, brother. I still need to decorate! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977774) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,. its not even nice. can't the nigger spend 6 mil of his 50-100 mil fortune to buy something that doesn't look like a 750k chinese condo
christ |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM Author: dat rigor right. if the house was being honest about what it is -- an attempt at a king's palace for 1 -- it should be significantly more audacious, have more character, etc. right now its a sad in-between where it can't quite reckon with the fact that it will be empty -- if not physically, then emotionally, spiritually -- until it's sold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977776) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:38 PM Author: .,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,..,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977778) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Born to Die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977782) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:19 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) the angular walls everywhere and cookie cutter builder shit is horrible but at least it has a nice pool area. I would just spend all my time out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978070) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:36 PM Author: zarathustra i'll withhold my thoughts on the general aesthetic, about which you'll hear enough itt, just to say that, for a relatively modest investment by your standards, you could improve significantly on your turntable / audio setup, if it's not just for show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977773) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Born to Die everything he does is Just For Show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977781) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:05 PM Author: AI_concubine Ya that one is a pos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977853) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:11 PM Author: zarathustra if his records are of any value they could get damaged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977865) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life. Was it built and designed by Walmart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977780) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM Author: dat rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977783) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:46 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977803) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:10 PM Author: Panini Stone The House That Burned Penis Built (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977858) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:32 PM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., Smaller and uglier than mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49977887) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:00 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) 180, friend! Though I’m a bit concerned about how close to the playset those concrete pavers are. make sure that there aren’t any corners sticking up! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978035) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) It's 180, but LJL at buying a "pool table" at Costco. JFC man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978044) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 2:52 AM Author: t.rick o'treat panama my thought as well. i have a 9' diamond pro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978246) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:11 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Really cool house! Please send me your new address so I can update my Christmas card list! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978055) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) 180 brother. I loved the card if I hadn't said so before. Beautiful family who by appearances seemed grateful for all that you do to provide for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978173) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:17 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) is this a parody account poking fun at what a pretentious weirdo would do right after a divorce? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978065) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:30 PM Author: UhOh crazy that this would be like 500k in suburban texas but i bet it's closer to 5 million in la.
agree with the above poasters that for your kind of money you should be able to get a really killer unique place, but you have such terrible taste you end up with a mcmansion in a basic ass neighborhood. it's hard to comprehend. |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:48 PM Author: zarathustra it's comical but all things considered it's not that hard to comprehend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978132) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:57 PM Author: steffan miller It’s 180. Would love to see how the homes of critics itt stack up. He’s clearly buying a home close to his wife/kids to make things easier post divorce. And I love that Chandler will have even greater constant work anxiety now that daddy boss man is living 200 yards away and can make sure he’s going into the office Ljl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978151) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:00 AM Author: UhOh it's totally fine for the average white collarmo but this guy makes millions a year and this is his prize? what's the point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978156) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: steffan miller Why would you think that people worth $100 million want to live in mansion estates costing $10 million. Maybe old money types like that but I think for the majority of people at that level who are new to the money they don’t really care about a real estate flex, it’s just a place to live with enough square footage and “nice” countertops and stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978166) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:11 AM Author: UhOh that city is full of sick houses, why wouldn't a baller - especially a newly single baller - want to live in one of them? this place is completely cookie cutter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978170) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: rape ape Just depends on what you personally value. Obviously someone at that level has a choice. Ken Griffen is building an actual palace. CSLG lives in in a typical 850k prefab flyover McMansion that costs way more due to CA real estate insanity. But he could make different choices if he were a different person. He's not. This is the person that he is. Some rich people live in stunning homes with a lot of character. That's not who this guy is. He is living his rich guy fantasy which is tasteless and prole as fuck. Maybe if you were rich you would do the same. He seems to love travel and prole experiences. To each their own. It's not Balmoral. He's not that guy and he has never claimed to be. He's the millionaire we have, not the millionaire we want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978175) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:27 AM Author: zarathustra it's less about scale than taste. but we live in a nouveau riche society where an overabundance of cheap chink shit has killed new money's last line of defense against its own poor taste: the bespoke tailor, the interior designer, etc., to whom uncultured petty merchants like cslg once outsourced aesthetic judgment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978188) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: rape ape Check out Michael Eisner's Malibu estate. More thought has been put into that than the cumulative lifetime brainpower of thousands of people. Execs used to have real taste and try and outdo each other. It's a masterpiece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978193) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:42 AM Author: zarathustra impressive. some people have so much money that serious design teams can't help but be engaged for the scale of the project involved, but even they often manage to fuck it up because we as a culture have lost so much will to taste. but for every michael eisner there are thousands of shitlaw kings and regional mcdonalds franchise emperors with enough money to ball out but without the first idea of how to do so, and that plus DTC everything has completely overwhelmed the taste industry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978198) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:52 AM Author: rape ape I think people really overestimate how smart and creative and passionate rich people are. Most rich people were really good at one simple thing. A hundred years ago you could get insanely rich just by flipping burgers with maximal intensity and drive. There were countless huge burger chains started by people who didn't know how to read and didn't even understand business they were just colossally hard working and could do 1 thing really well. That's how a lot of businesses are.
Like gun to the head who makes more money the Ferrari dealership or the Honda one? No one creative is passionate about Hondas. I met a rich as fuck immigrant family who came here in the 80s to work in nursing homes and wipe old people's asses. They now own a nursing home empire. This is the typical rags to riches story. People with mettle and grind and hyperfocus on their business. You're right Eisner's case is rare. He oversaw the company during a classic period of immense creative and financial success. These people are insanely rare.
Most people who have taste and vision and are capable of great beauty have no ambition, drive, or practical sense. And most people who are rich enough to design the Taj Mahal live in ugly shitboxes and would never notice the difference.
But you're right about one thing. The elites of yore tried to emulate old money and buy class. They hired artisans. Today? Not so much. It's Queen of Versailles shit. Upjumped proles who think luxury is you can buy anything at Wal-Mart. There does seem to be a cultural shift where no one is embarrassed about being tacky. No one is competing with the House of Windsor. Really does seem like everything has changed. Age of social media and too many immigrants. The cultural decline of WASPs. Lots of explanations but it does seem like we're headed headlong into Idiocracy. Just remember that the rich don't typically ascend on artistic or creative merit. It's usually some asshole who pounded a single successful idea into oblivion. |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:15 AM Author: zarathustra all cr. but cheap DTC economics and the corporate-academic takeover of design were serious nails in the coffin. if you got rich in 1950 you didn’t have a choice but to go to a real tailor for your wardrobe even if you cheaped out. and the 1960-70s california new rich were still getting mid-century modern villas with eames chairs and shit. now the petty rich buy everything for themselves without guidance, and even where there is design consulting available there is nobody around doing interesting yet appealing modern design because the taste-makers are professors who design for the sake of theory and academic status, and global architectural outfits doing boring design by committee to get multi-billion dollar deals done. there's no more aspiration to emulate old money but there's not even a coherent and interesting modern design movement for people like clsg to glom onto. just prefab mcmansion designs with the same mass produced parts from china. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978206) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:32 AM Author: rape ape You can always look to the Past for inspiration.
It's funny my father who is a wealthy boomer with a lifelong net zero interest in materialism whatsoever the one thing he judges people hard on is their suits. He owns one dress watch, he has never bought a sportscar. But he is ruthless about tacky suits. He can look at a suit in the blink of an eye tell you what's wrong with it. He keeps a mental list of whose suits are Right and Wrong. Wrong suits are basically a crime against humanity. They are Rules goddamnit. He says people who don't have the right suit he can't take seriously and aren't worth listening to. It's funny that's how I feel about people who believe in trans kids. A full write off. That's how he is about suits. If someone is on TV with an ill fitting suit he has to leave the room. Call me when they have a good suit. |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: you\'re the puppet The view is nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978164) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:12 AM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Genuinely an ugly place. You should spend $100k and get a decorator to furnish the place. You do not possess the skills to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978174) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Gay Grandpa You're big on this interior decoration thing, I could definitely never get around to that mentally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978177) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:41 AM Author: Darnell Really ugly. Hard to believe those are post-renovation pictures (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978219) |
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Date: July 4th, 2026 3:17 AM Author: Rage Problems How does someone at your wealth level end up in this kind of place and neighborhood? Can’t you just move to a nicer area? And why buy cookie cutter stuff when you could afford something with character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879497&forum_id=2]#49978255) |