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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Razzmatazz cyan site toaster
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Cordovan dashing property foreskin
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Mentally Impaired Out-of-control Cuck
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Maniacal Hyperventilating Keepsake Machete
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Saffron razzle point
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Buff Theatre Ratface
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Razzmatazz cyan site toaster
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
very tactful area degenerate
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
pea-brained arrogant school
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
multi-colored clear new version
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Milky home
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/29/25
no
Milky home
  08/29/25
Eat shit
obsidian hairy legs menage
  08/29/25
...
Milky home
  08/28/25
...
obsidian hairy legs menage
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
stirring masturbator stage
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Lascivious twinkling tank
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Translucent Swashbuckling Lodge Son Of Senegal
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Lascivious twinkling tank
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
adventurous dead patrolman circlehead
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
spruce yapping spot headpube
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Cordovan dashing property foreskin
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Cordovan dashing property foreskin
  08/28/25
wow
Saffron razzle point
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
bearded trust fund
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
brass pungent coffee pot resort
  08/29/25
...
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
lavender market coldplay fan
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Demanding Sooty Station
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Cobalt Talented Sweet Tailpipe
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cyan site toaster

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing property foreskin

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Out-of-control Cuck

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Maniacal Hyperventilating Keepsake Machete

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Saffron razzle point

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Buff Theatre Ratface

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cyan site toaster

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: very tactful area degenerate

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: pea-brained arrogant school

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: multi-colored clear new version

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Milky home

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Milky home

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: obsidian hairy legs menage

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Milky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: obsidian hairy legs menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: stirring masturbator stage

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Lascivious twinkling tank

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Translucent Swashbuckling Lodge Son Of Senegal

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Lascivious twinkling tank

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: adventurous dead patrolman circlehead

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: spruce yapping spot headpube

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing property foreskin

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Cordovan dashing property foreskin

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Saffron razzle point

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: bearded trust fund

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: brass pungent coffee pot resort

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: lavender market coldplay fan

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Demanding Sooty Station

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Cobalt Talented Sweet Tailpipe

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2]#50102080)