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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party
  06/04/26
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Gold balding kitchen
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Hairraiser tanning salon roommate
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
onyx temple
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
Hairraiser tanning salon roommate
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
Charismatic underhanded national security agency
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Multi-colored garrison
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Multi-colored garrison
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
Ebony stubborn macaca
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Ebony stubborn macaca
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
disturbing new version
  06/04/26
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Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party
  06/04/26
Cr
disgusting brilliant people who are hurt
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Titillating Market
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Multi-colored garrison
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disgusting brilliant people who are hurt
  06/04/26
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costumed gas station volcanic crater
  06/05/26
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milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
disgusting brilliant people who are hurt
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
costumed gas station volcanic crater
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
i have 5
Multi-colored garrison
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
violet hall love of her life
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
...
appetizing son of senegal business firm
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
appetizing son of senegal business firm
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
Hairraiser tanning salon roommate
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
Hairraiser tanning salon roommate
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
shaky stirring address roast beef
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Exhilarant effete locale
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Titillating Market
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Copper Overrated Church Building
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
rose stimulating cruise ship
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
violet hall love of her life
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party
  06/04/26
gbti
onyx temple
  06/04/26
no u
violet hall love of her life
  06/04/26
...
Copper Overrated Church Building
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party
  06/04/26
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magenta haunted graveyard legend
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
violet hall love of her life
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
Glittery slap-happy dopamine step-uncle's house
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Ebony stubborn macaca
  06/04/26
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provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Bright impressive telephone marketing idea
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
milky electric hell indirect expression
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
Nudist puppy property
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
razzmatazz smoky casino
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
180 private investor native
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
indigo juggernaut
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
misunderstood racy parlor community account
  06/05/26
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misunderstood racy parlor community account
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Peach passionate office wagecucks
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Gold balding kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser tanning salon roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: onyx temple

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser tanning salon roommate

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Charismatic underhanded national security agency

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored garrison

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored garrison

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Ebony stubborn macaca

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Ebony stubborn macaca

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: disturbing new version

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: disgusting brilliant people who are hurt

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Titillating Market

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: disgusting brilliant people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: costumed gas station volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: disgusting brilliant people who are hurt

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: costumed gas station volcanic crater

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored garrison

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: violet hall love of her life

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing son of senegal business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: appetizing son of senegal business firm

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Hairraiser tanning salon roommate

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser tanning salon roommate

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: shaky stirring address roast beef

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant effete locale

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Titillating Market

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Copper Overrated Church Building

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: rose stimulating cruise ship

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: violet hall love of her life

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: onyx temple

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: violet hall love of her life

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Copper Overrated Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Slimy Reading Party

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard legend



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: violet hall love of her life

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Glittery slap-happy dopamine step-uncle's house

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Ebony stubborn macaca

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Bright impressive telephone marketing idea

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: milky electric hell indirect expression

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: provocative pearly ticket booth useless brakes

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Nudist puppy property

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz smoky casino

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious razzle-dazzle field

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: 180 private investor native

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: indigo juggernaut

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: misunderstood racy parlor community account

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: misunderstood racy parlor community account



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Peach passionate office wagecucks

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924224)