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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
adulterous patrolman
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/01/26
120...
adulterous patrolman
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
aromatic flesh faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
aromatic flesh faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Alcoholic sinister temple
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Alcoholic sinister temple
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
talented knife
  06/01/26
...
mischievous plum mexican cuckold
  06/01/26
...
razzle resort striped hyena
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
...
pearly excitant field
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
irradiated site
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
underhanded kitty house
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
underhanded kitty house
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
mischievous plum mexican cuckold
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
mischievous plum mexican cuckold
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
underhanded kitty house
  06/01/26
...
marvelous office love of her life
  06/02/26
you maed it
Curious Nudist Milk
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
vengeful piazza mad cow disease
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Charismatic lime theater stage new version
  06/01/26
what job did you have
garnet mood garrison
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
bateful swollen parlour
  06/01/26
...
Exciting locale pozpig
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Multi-colored Frisky Hell
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Multi-colored Frisky Hell
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
canary heady corn cake
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
vermilion splenetic library
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
underhanded kitty house
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
vermilion splenetic library
  06/01/26
...
Alcoholic sinister temple
  06/03/26
...
salmon hairraiser casino tank
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
big emerald puppy stag film
  06/02/26
...
Wine autistic hairy legs
  06/02/26
...
mischievous plum mexican cuckold
  06/02/26
...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/03/26
...
Alcoholic sinister temple
  06/03/26
...
Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown
  06/03/26
...
pearly excitant field
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
Floppy magenta range
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
Indecent dragon becky
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
Wine autistic hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/03/26
...
Indecent dragon becky
  06/03/26
...
Alcoholic sinister temple
  06/03/26
...
Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown
  06/03/26
...
Indigo deranged keepsake machete school cafeteria
  06/03/26
...
adulterous patrolman
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
dashing maniacal trailer park
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
Indecent dragon becky
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: adulterous patrolman

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: adulterous patrolman

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: aromatic flesh faggot firefighter

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: aromatic flesh faggot firefighter

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic sinister temple

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic sinister temple

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: talented knife

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: mischievous plum mexican cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: razzle resort striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: pearly excitant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: irradiated site

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: underhanded kitty house

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: underhanded kitty house

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: mischievous plum mexican cuckold

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: mischievous plum mexican cuckold

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: underhanded kitty house

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: marvelous office love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Curious Nudist Milk

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: vengeful piazza mad cow disease

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Charismatic lime theater stage new version

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: garnet mood garrison

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: bateful swollen parlour

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Exciting locale pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Frisky Hell

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Frisky Hell

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: canary heady corn cake

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: vermilion splenetic library

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: underhanded kitty house

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: vermilion splenetic library

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic sinister temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: salmon hairraiser casino tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: big emerald puppy stag film

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Wine autistic hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: mischievous plum mexican cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic sinister temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: pearly excitant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Floppy magenta range

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Charcoal House-broken Marketing Idea

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Indecent dragon becky

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Wine autistic hairy legs

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Indecent dragon becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic sinister temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Disturbing out-of-control meetinghouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Indigo deranged keepsake machete school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: adulterous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: anal galvanic bawdyhouse dingle berry

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: dashing maniacal trailer park

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Indecent dragon becky

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2]#49912932)