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Local dive bar has a "banter alarm" on the wall. Never seen it go off until toda

Met up with a few guys this afternoon, getting a few beers i...
Earl Swimshirt
  07/04/26
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Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  07/04/26
The banter! Oh the sweet nectar, allow me to suckle the swee...
Risten
  07/04/26
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Earl Swimshirt
  07/04/26
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Born to Die
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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

Met up with a few guys this afternoon, getting a few beers in for the 4th. Turned into a huge banter session. Lots of razzing about our golf games and hairlines and income/net worth stuff, then out of nowhere one friend got super offended and started to get nasty. To a minor joke about his golf swing being bad he replied "hey Derek isn't your cunt mom dying of cancer?". The banter alarm went off immediately, flashing and blaring a siren. The employees were as baffled as us and obviously not up to date on the alarm response protocol. We pretty much ended things there and all went our separate ways. Don't think we'll go back.

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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes



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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Risten

The banter! Oh the sweet nectar, allow me to suckle the sweet banter into my proboscis!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879707&forum_id=2]#49979247)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



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Date: July 4th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Born to Die



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