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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
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anal codepig
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Bistre tanning salon
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
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  04/05/26
Lol
wonderful khaki boistinker persian
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Indigo State Voyeur
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
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  04/05/26
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Bistre tanning salon
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
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  04/05/26
wait two weeks
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
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  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
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Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
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rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
cracking fear-inspiring property
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Bisexual coiffed dopamine
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Blathering lilac potus regret
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Comical shitlib
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
red national
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Dark spot partner
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Jet brethren party of the first part
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Blathering lilac potus regret
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
red national
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Jet brethren party of the first part
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
hyperventilating azn nibblets
  04/05/26
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Bistre tanning salon
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
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  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Jet brethren party of the first part
  04/05/26
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crusty self-absorbed whorehouse travel guidebook
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fragrant set national security agency
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
fragrant set national security agency
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Filthy dull piazza
  04/05/26
...
Bistre tanning salon
  04/05/26
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exciting jew abode
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Glittery Drunken House Weed Whacker
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
spectacular fishy fat ankles
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Bisexual coiffed dopamine
  04/05/26
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Jet brethren party of the first part
  04/05/26
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titillating know-it-all theater
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Adventurous telephone
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
exciting jew abode
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Bistre tanning salon

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: anal codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Bistre tanning salon

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: exciting jew abode

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: crusty self-absorbed whorehouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful khaki boistinker persian

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Indigo State Voyeur

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Indigo State Voyeur

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Bistre tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Sexy antidepressant drug

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: anal codepig

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Garnet Fantasy-prone Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Gold Hissy Fit Home

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shivering box office incel

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: hyperventilating azn nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring property

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: multi-colored charcoal casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: cracking fear-inspiring property

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Bisexual coiffed dopamine

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Blathering lilac potus regret

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Comical shitlib

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: red national

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Dark spot partner

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Jet brethren party of the first part

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Blathering lilac potus regret

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: red national

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Jet brethren party of the first part

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating azn nibblets

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bistre tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: seedy coral really tough guy mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Bisexual coiffed dopamine

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Jet brethren party of the first part

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: crusty self-absorbed whorehouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: crusty self-absorbed whorehouse travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: fragrant set national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: fragrant set national security agency

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Filthy dull piazza

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Bistre tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: exciting jew abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Glittery Drunken House Weed Whacker

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: spectacular fishy fat ankles

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Bisexual coiffed dopamine

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Jet brethren party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: titillating know-it-all theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Adventurous telephone

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: exciting jew abode

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49812165)