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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
navy multi-billionaire halford
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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ultramarine ungodly trump supporter immigrant
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
navy multi-billionaire halford
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
navy multi-billionaire halford
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Rose menage
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Laughsome at-the-ready wrinkle karate
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
navy multi-billionaire halford
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Laughsome at-the-ready wrinkle karate
  04/05/26
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Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Anal Citrine Shrine
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
ultramarine ungodly trump supporter immigrant
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
very tactful boiling water
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Judgmental space
  04/05/26
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crimson telephone
  04/05/26
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frisky sinister house stain
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Vigorous indian lodge personal credit line
  04/05/26
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Excitant spot deer antler
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
navy multi-billionaire halford
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Diverse maniacal rehab shitlib
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
alcoholic headpube selfie
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Impertinent aggressive ticket booth french chef
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Translucent Vibrant Home Striped Hyena
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
impressive stag film
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
alcoholic headpube selfie
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Translucent Vibrant Home Striped Hyena
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
impressive stag film
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
crimson telephone
  04/05/26
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Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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startled sex offender fortuitous meteor
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Diverse maniacal rehab shitlib
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Voodoo Child
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
maroon crawly codepig business firm
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Indigo Box Office
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
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  04/05/26
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Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: navy multi-billionaire halford

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: ultramarine ungodly trump supporter immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: navy multi-billionaire halford

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: navy multi-billionaire halford

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Rose menage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Laughsome at-the-ready wrinkle karate

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: navy multi-billionaire halford

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Laughsome at-the-ready wrinkle karate

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Anal Citrine Shrine

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: ultramarine ungodly trump supporter immigrant

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: very tactful boiling water

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Judgmental space

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: crimson telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: frisky sinister house stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Vigorous indian lodge personal credit line

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Excitant spot deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: navy multi-billionaire halford

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Diverse maniacal rehab shitlib

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: alcoholic headpube selfie

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Impertinent aggressive ticket booth french chef

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Translucent Vibrant Home Striped Hyena

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: impressive stag film

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: alcoholic headpube selfie

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Translucent Vibrant Home Striped Hyena

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: impressive stag film

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: crimson telephone

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Pearl Provocative Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: startled sex offender fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Diverse maniacal rehab shitlib

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Voodoo Child



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Voodoo Child

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: maroon crawly codepig business firm

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Indigo Box Office

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49812165)