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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Cordovan striped hyena
  04/05/26
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Vibrant Boltzmann Principal's Office
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Cordovan striped hyena
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
olive seedy state
  04/05/26
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hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye
  04/05/26
Lol
exhilarant soggy degenerate
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Swashbuckling Gay Wizard
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Swashbuckling Gay Wizard
  04/05/26
...
Cordovan striped hyena
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Buff diverse ladyboy
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Vibrant Boltzmann Principal's Office
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Purple swollen rigpig
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
180 well-lubricated voyeur school cafeteria
  04/05/26
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provocative patrolman famous landscape painting
  04/05/26
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outnumbered indigo police squad brunch
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Cerebral nowag range
  04/05/26
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Razzmatazz Pocket Flask
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Cerebral nowag range
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Mustard very tactful hissy fit
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
light ticket booth quadroon
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
thriller sooty theatre
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
sapphire hilarious business firm
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
crusty bistre pistol stage
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Wonderful impressive stock car
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
light ticket booth quadroon
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
sapphire hilarious business firm
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Wonderful impressive stock car
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
provocative patrolman famous landscape painting
  04/05/26
...
Cordovan striped hyena
  04/05/26
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self-centered heady plaza
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Mustard very tactful hissy fit
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Wonderful impressive stock car
  04/05/26
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hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye
  04/05/26
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hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye
  04/05/26
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adventurous dun abode
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
adventurous dun abode
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
fragrant prole
  04/05/26
...
Cordovan striped hyena
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
jade aromatic trust fund den
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Tan unhinged space
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Mustard very tactful hissy fit
  04/05/26
...
Wonderful impressive stock car
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
electric library
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Tan unhinged space

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Tan unhinged space

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Tan unhinged space

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: olive seedy state

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: exhilarant soggy degenerate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Gay Wizard

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Tan unhinged space

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Gay Wizard

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Buff diverse ladyboy

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Vibrant Boltzmann Principal's Office

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Purple swollen rigpig

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: 180 well-lubricated voyeur school cafeteria

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: provocative patrolman famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: outnumbered indigo police squad brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Cerebral nowag range

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Tan unhinged space

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Cerebral nowag range

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Mustard very tactful hissy fit

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: light ticket booth quadroon

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: thriller sooty theatre

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: sapphire hilarious business firm

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: crusty bistre pistol stage

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Wonderful impressive stock car

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: light ticket booth quadroon

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: sapphire hilarious business firm

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Wonderful impressive stock car

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: provocative patrolman famous landscape painting

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: self-centered heady plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Mustard very tactful hissy fit

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful impressive stock car

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hairraiser fortuitous meteor round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: adventurous dun abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: adventurous dun abode

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: fragrant prole

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Cordovan striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: jade aromatic trust fund den

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Tan unhinged space

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Mustard very tactful hissy fit

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Wonderful impressive stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: electric library

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2]#49812165)