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"Rudy" reimagined as a tale about BIGLAW
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| Mildly autistic fortuitous meteor knife | 09/02/16 |
| Nudist Razzle-dazzle Dingle Berry | 09/02/16 |
| Federal Keepsake Machete | 09/02/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| Cream theater | 09/02/16 |
| odious drab clown | 09/02/16 |
| Bateful patrolman | 09/02/16 |
| Federal Keepsake Machete | 09/26/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| Bateful patrolman | 09/02/16 |
| Motley light institution hissy fit | 09/07/16 |
| Hateful people who are hurt | 09/07/16 |
| Bateful patrolman | 09/02/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| territorial personal credit line | 09/02/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| Bateful patrolman | 09/02/16 |
| Excitant windowlicker stag film | 09/13/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| burgundy stimulating depressive | 09/18/17 |
| Sticky Drunken Rehab | 09/02/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/02/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/02/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/07/16 |
| Hateful people who are hurt | 09/07/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/07/16 |
| Bateful patrolman | 09/07/16 |
| Cream theater | 09/07/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/07/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/13/16 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/23/16 |
| Cream theater | 11/27/16 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 04/04/17 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 08/29/17 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 08/29/17 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/15/17 |
| Bonkers jew half-breed | 09/18/17 |
| Spectacular internal respiration | 09/18/17 |
| Slate circlehead factory reset button | 09/18/17 |
| burgundy stimulating depressive | 09/18/17 |
| Slate circlehead factory reset button | 09/18/17 |
| aphrodisiac onyx stock car station | 09/18/17 |
| Slate circlehead factory reset button | 09/20/17 |
| burgundy stimulating depressive | 09/18/17 |
| disgusting chocolate bawdyhouse | 09/18/17 |
| burgundy stimulating depressive | 09/18/17 |
| lime faggot firefighter | 12/15/17 |
| Vibrant love of her life piazza | 09/01/22 |
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| lfo | 08/16/26 |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:23 AM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station "Ready?" "Let's go." "I'm sick of being all time bailiff." "What?" "I'm sick of being all time bailiff." "Rudy, I told you five times, you can't play anything else but that, you're too small." "I can too." "You guys, I'm going, I'm sorry, let Rudy play in place." "Fine, Rudy you second chair this moot." --- "Mr. Ruettiger?" "Yeah, Pete?" "At the first recess, could we watch some of the People's Court?" "There's only one team of attorneys we watch in this house, right?" "Right." --- "Take a knee, guys. Listen up. You seniors, this is your last moot. And with the exception of Steinberg, Silver, Fischel, Yaffe, tomorrow morning will be the last time you put on a suit and tie and walk into a courtroom. You know these last four years have gone by too fast. They always do." --- "Okay, Mr. Rudy. Here's the deal. Suffolk Law is nearby. I can get you one semester there. You make grades, you get another semester. Maybe with a good GPA, you might have a chance of getting into Harvard." --- "Your John Quinn bullshit out there makes us all look bad, so dial it down a notch." --- "I want Rudy to take this dep in my place. He deserves it." "Don't be ridiculous. This expert from Georgia Tech is one of the top chemists in the country. You're a share partner and a Chambers Leading Lawyer, act like it." "I believe I am, sir." |
Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:25 AM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321259) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Mildly autistic fortuitous meteor knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321269) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Nudist Razzle-dazzle Dingle Berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321271) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:29 AM Author: Federal Keepsake Machete 180
Junior about to quit when a MFH janitor grabs him by the lapel outside the partner's door:
"You're five foot nothin, a hundred and nothin, and you barely have a speck of legal writing ability. And you hung in there with the best scholars in the land for three years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a totebag. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. And after what you've gone through, if you haven't done that by now, it ain't gonna never happen. Now go on back." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:31 AM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321298) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 12:51 PM Author: Cream theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321826) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 12:54 PM Author: odious drab clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321844) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 1:07 PM Author: Bateful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321901) |
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Date: September 26th, 2016 11:40 AM Author: Federal Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31493530) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:36 AM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed "Whoa, wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm going to the summer associate recruiting event at Davis Polk."
"Do you have some friends at Davis Polk?"
"No."
"Then there must be some other reason."
"When you announced it in class, I thought anybody could go."
"I'm sorry. This bus is for students who want to be summer associates at Davis Polk. It's not a sightseeing tour."
"Maybe someday I'll work there."
"Professor Goldberg, take over for me."
"Of course."
"Rudy...you don't have the grades for the Vault 100, much less the Vault 5. The secret to happiness in this life is to be grateful for the shitlaw firms that will recruit you. Rudy...not everyone is meant to work in BIGLAW." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 11:40 AM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321350) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 1:07 PM Author: Bateful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321903) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 9:53 PM Author: Motley light institution hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31356875) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 11:04 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31357443) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 1:06 PM Author: Bateful patrolman 180. Chance to be an all time thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321899) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:05 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31322649) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 1:18 PM Author: territorial personal credit line I laughed, I cried, I got back to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31321957) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station "Does he think I'm lying to him?" "Nobody said anything about lying." "I have to get pictures taken of me doing doc review to prove I'm at the firm?" "I believe you." "What happened to my gut? And my hair? Where did I get these?" "So you're a glorified paralegal." "Oh you just don't get it." "If you are at that firm, then my opinion of Skadden has just hit the shits." "Leave him alone." "I come in in a suit, I sit in with partners, you just don't understand." "Actually, it's simple. Every Monday when I log onto PACER, we see Skadden attorneys filing motions and briefs. We just don't see you." "You will." "What?" "You will." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:36 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31322469) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:49 PM Author: Bateful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31323025) |
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Date: September 13th, 2016 1:35 PM Author: Excitant windowlicker stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31397789) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:44 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed "What are you doing, huh?"
"Break it up!"
"Get off me!"
"Come on, Ruettiger!"
"Break it up, I said. And cool down."
"You brown-nosed suck-ass! You suck ass!"
"What's your problem, O'Hare?"
"Last day of the summer associate program and this asshole thinks we're closing the Facebook IPO."
"You just summed up your entire sorry career here in one sentence! If you had a tenth of Ruettiger's heart, you'd have made Partner. As it is, you just went from Counsel to Of Counsel. Go on, get out of here. Get me another Counsel." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31322555) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 6:20 PM Author: burgundy stimulating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238265) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:52 PM Author: Sticky Drunken Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31322575) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 2:56 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed "Hey, Jim."
"Your bullshit on this deal makes us look bad, so dial it down a notch."
"Dial it down?"
"Everybody's sick and tired of hearing, 'Bill more like Ruettiger.' What do you get out of working until 3am every night, and canceling vacations? It's not worth it, you know? You gotta bring in at least one major client to officially be part of the equity partnership. The only client you'll bring in is some shitty start-up."
"If you hate it so much, why don't you just quit?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"If I quit, my father won't help pay the rent for my 2br on the Highline."
"Is that why you're here?"
"I suppose I'm under the delusion that one day I might land that major client and get a chance to run out that conference room as an equity partner." |
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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:38 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31322934) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 9:49 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31356845) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 9:50 PM Author: Hateful people who are hurt http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2935486&mc=80&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31356854) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 9:52 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31356868) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 11:11 PM Author: Bateful patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31357487) |
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Date: September 7th, 2016 11:42 PM Author: Cream theater Somebody sold him on the idea he ought to go to law school and become a lawyer.
Well he goes to Georgetown, you know, a prestigious law center, and gets his JD.
Within 5 months of graduation he's been Lathamed and is reviewing documents in a Cravath basement.
It was ITE.
Couldn't sell his degree. There was no work. So one day he took off.
My brothers and me, we split up to live with friends and family.
Chasing a stupid dream causes nothing but you and everyone around you heartache.
Biglaw is for rich kids. Smart kids. Brilliant scholars.
It's not for us. You're a Ruettiger.
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Date: September 7th, 2016 11:43 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31357718) |
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Date: September 13th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31397733) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:10 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#31474992) |
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Date: November 27th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Cream theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#32001413) |
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Date: April 4th, 2017 12:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#32990274) |
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Date: August 29th, 2017 9:59 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34097288) |
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Date: August 29th, 2017 10:07 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34097377) |
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Date: September 15th, 2017 1:48 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34218370) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 4:46 PM Author: Bonkers jew half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34237601) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 6:16 PM Author: Spectacular internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238232) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 6:28 PM Author: Slate circlehead factory reset button *Fordham Law Review members stretching in the sun as it rises above 1 WTC*
Partner, Atty. Cohen: [addressing Fordham Law Review members at Fordham's OCI]
Let me tell it to you as clean as I can. We have 95 summer associate positions at Skadden, sure accomplished in law school, we gave them 12 weeks of legal work and social activities at the best law firm in the country. The managing partners allow us to keep only 60 for the New York office, which means at least 35 *top 14 law students* are gonna be stuck in DC chasing shitlib non-profit shrews, or in SF going after "49ers" every day. So if any of you has any fantasies of walking out into the subway tunnel, never seeing the sun, with your messenger bag facing outward and Skadden logo printed on the front, you best leave them right here. Of you 15 Law Review members maybe we'll keep one or two. My job is basically to work the shit out of you for the next 12 weeks, and whomever is still standing at the end, maybe we'll use for doc review. You'll be cite checking our briefs week in and out. The greatest value to the client, (and believe me we add value) if they don't care how much you bill. It's written off. Our senior associates are going to drop files on you like you're a first year M&A associate. Like what you hear so far? Any of you wanna run to NYU for that tax LL.M? Now's your chance.
No? Steinberg. They're all yours.
Well don't just stand there trying to think, let's hit those documents. Review! Review! Go!
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Date: September 18th, 2017 6:33 PM Author: burgundy stimulating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238346) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 6:39 PM Author: Slate circlehead factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238384) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: aphrodisiac onyx stock car station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34240170) |
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Date: September 20th, 2017 1:16 PM Author: Slate circlehead factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34251026) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 7:45 PM Author: burgundy stimulating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238769) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 8:06 PM Author: disgusting chocolate bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34238875) |
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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:55 PM Author: burgundy stimulating depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34239734) |
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Date: December 15th, 2017 8:11 AM Author: lime faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#34925572) |
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Date: September 1st, 2022 10:10 PM Author: Vibrant love of her life piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#45107231) |
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Date: August 16th, 2026 6:35 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3339505&forum_id=2]#50071945) |