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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
Heady blue house elastic band
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/14/22
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aphrodisiac alpha
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Pea-brained Big Stag Film Laser Beams
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/14/22
...
Pea-brained Big Stag Film Laser Beams
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
floppy disgusting nowag hunting ground
  04/14/22
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slimy karate
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
flickering milky tattoo point
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/28/22
...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  07/04/23
...
slimy karate
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
shimmering fanboi
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
jet trust fund
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/27/24
?
jet trust fund
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
jet trust fund
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
jet trust fund
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Supple really tough guy
  04/27/24
Georgia?
jet trust fund
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Supple really tough guy
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
citrine twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Self-absorbed senate
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Adventurous office famous landscape painting
  04/24/26
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Twinkling exciting immigrant becky
  04/27/24
180
Khaki talented theater stage
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
flickering milky tattoo point
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Khaki talented theater stage
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Supple really tough guy
  04/27/24
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Topaz Bipolar Box Office Indirect Expression
  04/27/24
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Twinkling exciting immigrant becky
  10/08/24
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stirring godawful nursing home
  10/08/24
...
Swashbuckling arrogant ticket booth potus
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
useless self-centered goyim
  06/06/24
...
Vibrant bossy parlor gaming laptop
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Stubborn piazza depressive
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Hairraiser Lettuce School Cafeteria
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Stubborn piazza depressive
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Hairraiser Lettuce School Cafeteria
  06/06/24
...
crawly thriller public bath
  04/24/26
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stirring godawful nursing home
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  09/14/25
...
Bearded silver lay
  03/31/26
flame?
Aromatic light trump supporter
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Internet-worthy hell dog poop
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
embarrassed to the bone high-end principal's office
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
outnumbered kitty cat chapel
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
embarrassed to the bone high-end principal's office
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
titillating french chef
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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crawly thriller public bath
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Heady blue house elastic band

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Big Stag Film Laser Beams

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Pea-brained Big Stag Film Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: floppy disgusting nowag hunting ground

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: slimy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: flickering milky tattoo point

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: slimy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: shimmering fanboi

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: jet trust fund

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: jet trust fund

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: jet trust fund

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: jet trust fund

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Supple really tough guy

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: jet trust fund

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Supple really tough guy

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: citrine twinkling uncleanness step-uncle's house

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed senate

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Adventurous office famous landscape painting

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Twinkling exciting immigrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Khaki talented theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: flickering milky tattoo point

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Khaki talented theater stage

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Supple really tough guy

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Topaz Bipolar Box Office Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Twinkling exciting immigrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: stirring godawful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling arrogant ticket booth potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: useless self-centered goyim

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Vibrant bossy parlor gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Stubborn piazza depressive

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lettuce School Cafeteria

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Stubborn piazza depressive

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lettuce School Cafeteria

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: crawly thriller public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: stirring godawful nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Bearded silver lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Aromatic light trump supporter

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hell dog poop

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end principal's office

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: outnumbered kitty cat chapel

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end principal's office

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: titillating french chef

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: crawly thriller public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50021007)