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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Jade yapping reading party
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
painfully honest frisky resort
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Jade yapping reading party
  04/14/22
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Magenta Electric Toilet Seat
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
fishy bearded spot pisswyrm
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Jade yapping reading party
  04/14/22
...
fishy bearded spot pisswyrm
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
brindle flatulent garrison doctorate
  04/14/22
...
scarlet mischievous alpha
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Histrionic field
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Jade yapping reading party
  04/28/22
...
Jade yapping reading party
  07/04/23
...
scarlet mischievous alpha
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Dun site black woman
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Jade yapping reading party
  04/27/24
?
Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Jade yapping reading party
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Jade yapping reading party
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Seedy rigpig
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Seedy rigpig
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Mewling domesticated menage idea he suggested
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Trip snowy parlor
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
vengeful lay
  04/24/26
...
Hyperactive hairy legs elastic band
  04/27/24
180
Chrome Trailer Park
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Histrionic field
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Chrome Trailer Park
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Seedy rigpig
  04/27/24
...
Know-it-all cream roommate
  04/27/24
...
Hyperactive hairy legs elastic band
  10/08/24
...
topaz alcoholic temple
  10/08/24
...
Sapphire private investor principal's office
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
startling point
  06/06/24
...
blathering zombie-like milk
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Onyx sexy school nibblets
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Excitant persian clown
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Onyx sexy school nibblets
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Excitant persian clown
  06/06/24
...
khaki dilemma
  04/24/26
...
topaz alcoholic temple
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Jade yapping reading party
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Jade yapping reading party
  09/14/25
...
hateful fighting national security agency indian lodge
  03/31/26
flame?
effete buff idiot
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Jade yapping reading party
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Charcoal Famous Landscape Painting Box Office
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
lascivious obsidian useless brakes
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Charcoal Famous Landscape Painting Box Office
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Angry turdskin
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
khaki dilemma
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: painfully honest frisky resort

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Magenta Electric Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: fishy bearded spot pisswyrm

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: fishy bearded spot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: brindle flatulent garrison doctorate

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: scarlet mischievous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic field

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Jade yapping reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: scarlet mischievous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Dun site black woman

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Seedy rigpig

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Spruce Shaky Step-uncle's House

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Seedy rigpig

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Mewling domesticated menage idea he suggested

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Trip snowy parlor

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: vengeful lay

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive hairy legs elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Chrome Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic field

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Chrome Trailer Park

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Seedy rigpig

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all cream roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Hyperactive hairy legs elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: topaz alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Sapphire private investor principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: startling point

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: blathering zombie-like milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Onyx sexy school nibblets

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Excitant persian clown

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Onyx sexy school nibblets

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Excitant persian clown

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: khaki dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: topaz alcoholic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: hateful fighting national security agency indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: effete buff idiot

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Jade yapping reading party

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Famous Landscape Painting Box Office

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious obsidian useless brakes

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Charcoal Famous Landscape Painting Box Office

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Angry turdskin

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: khaki dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2]#50021007)