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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Odious bearded multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
exciting sanctuary feces
  04/18/25
Cr.
silver drunken round eye locale
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Up-to-no-good galvanic university pozpig
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
tan fanboi
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Harsh dysfunction rigor
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Dun pervert library
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Dun pervert library
  04/18/25
...
Dashing Church
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
mewling green gas station mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Dashing Church
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Razzle-dazzle Gaped Telephone
  04/18/25
jfc goys
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Dashing Church
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
saffron stimulating base juggernaut
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Dashing Church
  04/18/25
Ty friend
saffron stimulating base juggernaut
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Outnumbered theater trust fund
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Outnumbered theater trust fund
  04/18/25
...
irradiated ceo mexican
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
bronze stirring shitlib kitchen
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
heady talking senate
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
adventurous crimson box office blood rage
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
saffron stimulating base juggernaut
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
heady talking senate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
heady talking senate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
heady talking senate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
exciting sanctuary feces
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
heady talking senate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: heady talking senate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Odious bearded multi-billionaire

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: exciting sanctuary feces

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: silver drunken round eye locale

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good galvanic university pozpig

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: tan fanboi

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: heady talking senate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Harsh dysfunction rigor

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: heady talking senate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Dun pervert library

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: heady talking senate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Dun pervert library

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Dashing Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: mewling green gas station mad-dog skullcap

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: heady talking senate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Dashing Church

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: heady talking senate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: heady talking senate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Gaped Telephone

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Dashing Church

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: heady talking senate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: saffron stimulating base juggernaut

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Dashing Church

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: saffron stimulating base juggernaut

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Outnumbered theater trust fund

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: heady talking senate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered theater trust fund

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: irradiated ceo mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: bronze stirring shitlib kitchen

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady talking senate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: adventurous crimson box office blood rage

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: saffron stimulating base juggernaut

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: heady talking senate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: heady talking senate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: heady talking senate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: exciting sanctuary feces

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: heady talking senate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073079)