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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
disturbing base persian
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
Spectacular ruddy theatre indirect expression
  04/14/12
where's the BBC?
Nofapping soul-stirring psychic parlor
  04/15/12
8:30 pm
Lemon indecent travel guidebook ceo
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LOL. Way underrated
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  07/01/15
where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
Mint Meetinghouse Reading Party
  04/23/12
sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
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disturbing base persian
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Rusted Idiotic Mental Disorder
  04/23/12
that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
twinkling disrespectful kitty cat filthpig
  12/19/12
tyft
mauve lodge
  04/23/12
18000000000
Grizzly sexy goal in life
  04/23/12
notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
galvanic alcoholic trump supporter
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tcns
Stimulating home
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Wild diverse doctorate
  06/21/12
I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.
Razzle heaven incel
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180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologis...
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forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it se...
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  06/21/12
"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust ...
disturbing base persian
  06/21/12
180
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Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard
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tl; didn't include bbc
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Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
Fluffy Potus Windowlicker
  12/19/12
"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
twinkling disrespectful kitty cat filthpig
  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
wonderful business firm
  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
racy bossy space
  12/19/12
"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running v...
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  12/19/12
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  07/17/13
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garnet mediation resort
  07/17/13
This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
wonderful business firm
  07/17/13
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wonderful business firm
  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
heady kitchen mother
  07/18/13
joke has been made
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Insecure shivering range
  04/01/15
Sounds 1800000
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  07/01/15
LOL at waking a sleeping kid
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Whose prostate is massaged?
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hilariously mentally ill thread
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  04/09/19
That’s nice, doobs.
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: disturbing base persian

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Spectacular ruddy theatre indirect expression

u forgot the BBC

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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Nofapping soul-stirring psychic parlor

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Lemon indecent travel guidebook ceo

8:30 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527752)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Mustard National

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: laughsome self-absorbed theater stage karate



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: cobalt swashbuckling goyim native



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise library background story



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Mint Meetinghouse Reading Party

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic sooty brethren gas station

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: disturbing base persian



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: disturbing base persian



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: disturbing base persian



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Rusted Idiotic Mental Disorder

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: twinkling disrespectful kitty cat filthpig

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: mauve lodge

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Grizzly sexy goal in life

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527766)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: galvanic alcoholic trump supporter

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: Stimulating home

tcns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#21366718)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: disturbing base persian



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: disturbing base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928164)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Wild diverse doctorate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928174)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle heaven incel

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: provocative infuriating deer antler knife

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Bearded pontificating abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#21366686)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Coiffed ticket booth

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: disturbing base persian

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired obsidian crackhouse

180

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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: provocative infuriating deer antler knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20956531)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: disturbing base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#20961275)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#21366672)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: plum cowardly faggotry

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Fluffy Potus Windowlicker

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: twinkling disrespectful kitty cat filthpig

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful business firm

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: racy bossy space

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: twinkling disrespectful kitty cat filthpig

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23666743)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: garnet mediation resort



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: wonderful business firm

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: wonderful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23672035)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: heady kitchen mother

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest liquid oxygen market

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac locus haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#25456806)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Insecure shivering range



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Frisky razzmatazz double fault voyeur

Sounds 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#27594725)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Insecure shivering range



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Amber preventive strike

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: Insecure shivering range



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: Comical multi-billionaire

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#37765817)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: Insecure shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#38064005)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Scarlet internet-worthy mexican state

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: flesh magical theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#38064027)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Puce stage turdskin

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: bateful electric furnace quadroon

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: Insecure shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#43002123)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Chartreuse Self-centered Brunch Digit Ratio

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: Insecure shivering range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2]#45932341)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



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