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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: erotic lavender plaza I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Glassy property electric furnace get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Frum fortuitous meteor You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: federal codepig stead hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: erotic lavender plaza What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: federal codepig stead Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: erotic lavender plaza I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: federal codepig stead Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943688) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Frum fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: Swashbuckling Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Frum fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Frum fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: cerebral casino cuckoldry FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Frum fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Sick Charcoal Quadroon School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: Adventurous area hominid first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Big sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: 180 cobalt party of the first part half-breed did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: cocky church Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: 180 cobalt party of the first part half-breed no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: laughsome maize space This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: mustard glittery sanctuary community account going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: out-of-control heady theater stage candlestick maker Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Transparent bespoke stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Sick Charcoal Quadroon School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: cordovan low-t lodge http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: onyx fiercely-loyal tank pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: 180 cobalt party of the first part half-breed how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Sick Charcoal Quadroon School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: 180 cobalt party of the first part half-breed oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: mustard glittery sanctuary community account Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: Adventurous area hominid Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: Big sandwich also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: Adventurous area hominid ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: cordovan low-t lodge lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Exciting Honey-headed Twinkling Uncleanness Karate link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: Saffron Very Tactful Gaping Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: irradiated trailer park Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2]#30944532) |
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