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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
obsidian 180 famous landscape painting giraffe
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Carnelian Soul-stirring Messiness Office
  04/18/25
Cr.
frisky glassy trailer park jewess
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Flesh twisted gas station blood rage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Marvelous pozpig
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Big skinny woman
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
stubborn tanning salon
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
...
Irradiated native
  04/18/25
...
high-end thriller filthpig theater
  08/17/26
...
magical white athletic conference set
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
painfully honest mildly autistic senate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Irradiated native
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
self-centered grizzly factory reset button halford
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Irradiated native
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
mint vibrant rigpig
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Irradiated native
  04/18/25
Ty friend
mint vibrant rigpig
  04/18/25
...
Fuchsia fat ankles
  08/17/26
...
Fuchsia fat ankles
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
motley mother
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
motley mother
  04/18/25
...
Gaped Talented Sweet Tailpipe
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/18/25
...
magical white athletic conference set
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Flushed degenerate
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
mint vibrant rigpig
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Carnelian Soul-stirring Messiness Office
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
...
Fuchsia fat ankles
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
ultramarine nibblets ceo
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
ultramarine nibblets ceo
  08/17/26
...
Drunken Theater Stage
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
motley mother
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
motley mother
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Flesh twisted gas station blood rage
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Diverse navy garrison legal warrant
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: obsidian 180 famous landscape painting giraffe

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Carnelian Soul-stirring Messiness Office

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: frisky glassy trailer park jewess

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Flesh twisted gas station blood rage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Marvelous pozpig

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Big skinny woman

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: stubborn tanning salon

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Irradiated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: high-end thriller filthpig theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: magical white athletic conference set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: painfully honest mildly autistic senate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Irradiated native

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: self-centered grizzly factory reset button halford

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Irradiated native

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: mint vibrant rigpig

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Irradiated native

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mint vibrant rigpig

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: motley mother

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: motley mother

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Gaped Talented Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sinister laughsome multi-billionaire

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: magical white athletic conference set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Flushed degenerate

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mint vibrant rigpig

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Soul-stirring Messiness Office

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Abnormal Curious Station Scourge Upon The Earth

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: ultramarine nibblets ceo

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: ultramarine nibblets ceo

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Drunken Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: motley mother

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: motley mother

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Flesh twisted gas station blood rage

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Diverse navy garrison legal warrant

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2]#50149087)