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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Wine frozen messiness ladyboy
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deep beta yarmulke
  04/08/23
Jfc
Laughsome canary nibblets hall
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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supple cruise ship
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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supple cruise ship
  04/09/23
sure bud
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out-of-control range reading party
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This is so fucked up.
cordovan dopamine
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lime coiffed resort antidepressant drug
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
flesh hominid
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Azure autistic wrinkle macaca
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
mauve gaping
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supple cruise ship
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Sepia Razzle-dazzle Hospital Doctorate
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Indigo Exhilarant Stage
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Disrespectful point
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rose home
  04/08/23
Big if true
Curious fishy heaven chad
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Indigo Exhilarant Stage
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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lime coiffed resort antidepressant drug
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
flatulent patrolman location
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
onyx persian locus
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
flatulent patrolman location
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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supple cruise ship
  04/09/23
Jesus.
swollen sadistic principal's office
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
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stirring arrogant casino indirect expression
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Disrespectful point
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Wine frozen messiness ladyboy
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
onyx persian locus
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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cordovan dopamine
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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deep beta yarmulke
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
onyx persian locus
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
cordovan dopamine
  05/10/23
throwaway?
mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
cordovan dopamine
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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cordovan dopamine
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
glittery spruce school
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new poaster, first day?
Laughsome canary nibblets hall
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
glittery spruce school
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
sooty address partner
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
Azure autistic wrinkle macaca
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Wine frozen messiness ladyboy

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: walnut costumed candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: deep beta yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Laughsome canary nibblets hall

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: idiotic spectacular roommate

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Confused Duck-like Lodge Toilet Seat

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: deep beta yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: charismatic vermilion friendly grandma fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: claret drunken forum

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: out-of-control range reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: cordovan dopamine

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: lime coiffed resort antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: flesh hominid

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Azure autistic wrinkle macaca

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: mauve gaping

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Sepia Razzle-dazzle Hospital Doctorate

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Disrespectful point

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: rose home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Curious fishy heaven chad

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Indigo Exhilarant Stage

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Wine frozen messiness ladyboy

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: lime coiffed resort antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: flatulent patrolman location

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: onyx persian locus

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: flatulent patrolman location

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: onyx persian locus

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: swollen sadistic principal's office

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Haunting Meetinghouse

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: stirring arrogant casino indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Wine frozen messiness ladyboy

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: onyx persian locus

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Wine frozen messiness ladyboy

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Wine frozen messiness ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: cordovan dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: glittery spruce school

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Low-t piazza corn cake

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: deep beta yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: onyx persian locus

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: cordovan dopamine

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: cordovan dopamine

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: cordovan dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: glittery spruce school

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Laughsome canary nibblets hall

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: glittery spruce school

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: sooty address partner

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Azure autistic wrinkle macaca

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: sooty address partner

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: stirring arrogant casino indirect expression

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Passionate rehab famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: stirring arrogant casino indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: iridescent headpube

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: big-titted diverse boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling fantasy-prone state telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: shaky public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Azure autistic wrinkle macaca

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Passionate rehab famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Orange bossy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: out-of-control range reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Irate Garrison People Who Are Hurt

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: soggy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: supple cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Azure autistic wrinkle macaca

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2]#48360611)



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