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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Bistre bisexual toaster jap
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Magenta Razzle Range
  08/30/25
...
Burgundy electric furnace coffee pot
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Confused state
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Bateful Preventive Strike
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Bateful Preventive Strike
  08/31/25
...
Comical mustard telephone
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Ruby people who are hurt
  08/31/25
delusional take
Comical mustard telephone
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Hateful crackhouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Ruby people who are hurt
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Mahogany Mood Mother
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Ruby people who are hurt
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Ruby people who are hurt
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Mahogany Mood Mother
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Ruby people who are hurt
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Mahogany Mood Mother
  09/05/25
...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
ebony crusty menage
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Mahogany Mood Mother
  09/05/25
...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Mahogany Mood Mother
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Talented shitlib
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Talented shitlib
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/05/25
Kenny
Mahogany Mood Mother
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/06/25
...
narrow-minded native cuckoldry
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/06/25
...
narrow-minded native cuckoldry
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Vigorous sapphire lay newt
  09/07/25
Explain
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Canary fear-inspiring water buffalo
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  09/07/25
...
Hateful crackhouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Ruby people who are hurt
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Ruby people who are hurt
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Ruby people who are hurt
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Ruby people who are hurt
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Ruby people who are hurt
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Ruby people who are hurt
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Mahogany Mood Mother
  01/18/26
...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
beta regret
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Ruby people who are hurt
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Ruby people who are hurt
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Ruby people who are hurt
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Ruby people who are hurt
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
adulterous goal in life
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Ruby people who are hurt
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Ruby people who are hurt
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Ruby people who are hurt
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Mahogany Mood Mother
  05/28/26
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Ruby people who are hurt
  05/28/26
...
Aphrodisiac Sable Field
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Bistre bisexual toaster jap

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser charcoal nursing home internal respiration

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Magenta Razzle Range

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Burgundy electric furnace coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Confused state

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Bateful Preventive Strike

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Bateful Preventive Strike

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Comical mustard telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Comical mustard telephone

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hateful crackhouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: ebony crusty menage

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Talented shitlib

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Talented shitlib

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded native cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded native cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Vigorous sapphire lay newt

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Canary fear-inspiring water buffalo

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Hateful crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: beta regret

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: adulterous goal in life

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Mood Mother

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Ruby people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sable Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2]#49994053)