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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Chest-beating theatre
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
floppy ivory lettuce trailer park
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
floppy ivory lettuce trailer park
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
floppy ivory lettuce trailer park
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
floppy ivory lettuce trailer park
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
floppy ivory lettuce trailer park
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Chest-beating theatre
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In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Chest-beating theatre
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
lime out-of-control university
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Shipley the dog tp
Chest-beating theatre
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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Colt
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aquamarine ungodly immigrant business firm
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Disco Fries
Elite gaping
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
chestnut hunting ground
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate
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Contagious puce garrison mood
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Peach odious property
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Chest-beating theatre
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Silver Histrionic Pisswyrm
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Useless impressive patrolman theater
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
bespoke address skinny woman
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Chest-beating theatre
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Elite gaping
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Drab Hilarious House
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Chest-beating theatre
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
bespoke address skinny woman
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Chest-beating theatre
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Chest-beating theatre
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Carnelian bat-shit-crazy locus
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
seedy orchestra pit
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
lime out-of-control university
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Adulterous Sepia Psychic
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: nyuug

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929657)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: floppy ivory lettuce trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: lime out-of-control university

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Bronze Coiffed Set

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: zombie-like den elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke address skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: aquamarine ungodly immigrant business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Elite gaping

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: chestnut hunting ground

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Contagious puce garrison mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Vigorous Rebellious Location Doctorate

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Peach odious property

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Silver Histrionic Pisswyrm

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Useless impressive patrolman theater

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke address skinny woman

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Elite gaping

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Drab Hilarious House

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: bespoke address skinny woman

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: chestnut hunting ground

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: lime out-of-control university

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Adulterous Sepia Psychic

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Passionate milky international law enforcement agency native

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed casino electric furnace

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: seedy orchestra pit

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Carnelian bat-shit-crazy locus

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: seedy orchestra pit

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Carnelian bat-shit-crazy locus

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Curious Mahogany Principal's Office Community Account

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: seedy orchestra pit

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Blathering Meetinghouse Azn

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: lime out-of-control university

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Adulterous Sepia Psychic

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: navy macaca gaming laptop

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: navy macaca gaming laptop

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: navy macaca gaming laptop

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Chocolate tank

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: gay laughsome trump supporter

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: navy macaca gaming laptop

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: High-end nursing home

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Lascivious clear pit

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Chest-beating theatre

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Elite gaping

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: cyan razzle-dazzle striped hyena

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: misanthropic aqua point incel

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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