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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
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Multi-colored cheese-eating newt
  05/22/26
His moniker?
smoky national
  05/22/26
Colt
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Tantric shaky headpube
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turquoise resort kitty cat
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startling kitchen
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Beady-eyed old irish cottage office
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
house-broken lodge affirmative action
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Wonderful Peach Coldplay Fan
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Tantric shaky headpube
  05/22/26
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naked telephone parlor
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Tantric shaky headpube
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Multi-colored cheese-eating newt
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Tantric shaky headpube
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Disturbing Charcoal Tanning Salon Pervert
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
razzle-dazzle forum jewess
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Carmine blathering cumskin legend
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
startling kitchen
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
house-broken lodge affirmative action
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Violent theater stage psychic
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
startling kitchen
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Wonderful Peach Coldplay Fan
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit
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titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Swollen idea he suggested
  05/23/26
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titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
metal hateful bawdyhouse
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Multi-colored cheese-eating newt
  05/24/26
mods
maize nofapping sanctuary
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Insanely creepy striped hyena
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Arousing Chest-beating Market Ladyboy
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Insanely creepy striped hyena
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Arousing Chest-beating Market Ladyboy
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
white principal's office internal respiration
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Insanely creepy striped hyena
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Narrow-minded boistinker organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
lol
Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Swollen idea he suggested
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode
  05/22/26
Link?
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
impertinent talented nursing home
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Fantasy-prone slimy crotch meetinghouse
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Killself seems appropriate
soggy turdskin
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
titillating unhinged dilemma
  05/24/26
AI
house-broken lodge affirmative action
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Multi-colored cheese-eating newt
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
bateful lime native
  05/25/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929657)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Pea-brained Locale Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored cheese-eating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: smoky national

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Tantric shaky headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: turquoise resort kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: startling kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed old irish cottage office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: house-broken lodge affirmative action

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Coldplay Fan

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Tantric shaky headpube

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: naked telephone parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Tantric shaky headpube

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored cheese-eating newt

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Tantric shaky headpube

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Disturbing Charcoal Tanning Salon Pervert

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle forum jewess

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine blathering cumskin legend

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: startling kitchen

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: house-broken lodge affirmative action

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Violent theater stage psychic

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: startling kitchen

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Peach Coldplay Fan

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: metal hateful bawdyhouse

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored cheese-eating newt

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: maize nofapping sanctuary

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy striped hyena

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Arousing Chest-beating Market Ladyboy

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Insanely creepy striped hyena

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Arousing Chest-beating Market Ladyboy

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: white principal's office internal respiration

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy striped hyena

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded boistinker organic girlfriend

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Disgusting cerebral location hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Swollen idea he suggested

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: impertinent talented nursing home

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: bipolar fortuitous meteor codepig

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest mentally impaired indirect expression abode

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone slimy crotch meetinghouse

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: soggy turdskin

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: titillating unhinged dilemma

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: house-broken lodge affirmative action

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored cheese-eating newt

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: bateful lime native

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899877)