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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Spectacular turdskin area
  06/04/26
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Exciting Impressive Preventive Strike
  06/04/26
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appetizing piazza
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
Sapphire at-the-ready step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
appetizing piazza
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
provocative mood shrine
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
red mexican
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
red mexican
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Spectacular turdskin area
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
Grizzly mother
  06/04/26
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Spectacular turdskin area
  06/04/26
Cr
Peach cruise ship
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
cobalt beady-eyed useless brakes legend
  06/04/26
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red mexican
  06/04/26
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Peach cruise ship
  06/04/26
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Thirsty candlestick maker location
  06/05/26
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Comical Point
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
Peach cruise ship
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Thirsty candlestick maker location
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
i have 5
red mexican
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Comical Point
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
dull infuriating theater stage
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
...
Supple Plaza
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Comical Point
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Supple Plaza
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
appetizing piazza
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
appetizing piazza
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
hairraiser new version
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
Comical Point
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Iridescent Idiotic Spot Volcanic Crater
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
cobalt beady-eyed useless brakes legend
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Tripping organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
amber masturbator
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
dull infuriating theater stage
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Spectacular turdskin area
  06/04/26
gbti
Sapphire at-the-ready step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  06/04/26
no u
dull infuriating theater stage
  06/04/26
...
Tripping organic girlfriend
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Spectacular turdskin area
  06/04/26
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cracking medicated resort prole
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
dull infuriating theater stage
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Comical Point
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling Heaven Headpube
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman
  06/04/26
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Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
wild queen of the night
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Comical Point
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Comical Point
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Comical Point
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
excitant carmine stain
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
brilliant multi-colored fanboi
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Slippery green party of the first part
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
razzmatazz insanely creepy factory reset button
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
Boyish hospital
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
bright therapy box office
  06/05/26
...
bright therapy box office
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
stirring hall
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Spectacular turdskin area

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Exciting Impressive Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: appetizing piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Sapphire at-the-ready step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: appetizing piazza

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: provocative mood shrine

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: red mexican

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: red mexican

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Spectacular turdskin area

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Grizzly mother

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Spectacular turdskin area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Peach cruise ship

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: cobalt beady-eyed useless brakes legend

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: red mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Peach cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Thirsty candlestick maker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Comical Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Peach cruise ship

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Thirsty candlestick maker location

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: red mexican

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Comical Point

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: dull infuriating theater stage

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Supple Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Comical Point

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Supple Plaza

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: appetizing piazza

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Comical Point

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: appetizing piazza

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Comical Point

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: hairraiser new version

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Comical Point

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Iridescent Idiotic Spot Volcanic Crater

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: cobalt beady-eyed useless brakes legend

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Tripping organic girlfriend

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: amber masturbator

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: dull infuriating theater stage

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Spectacular turdskin area

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Sapphire at-the-ready step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: dull infuriating theater stage

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Tripping organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Comical Point

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Spectacular turdskin area

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: cracking medicated resort prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Comical Point

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: dull infuriating theater stage

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Comical Point

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mind-boggling Heaven Headpube

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: Adventurous purple circlehead patrolman

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915002)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Comical Point

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: wild queen of the night

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Comical Point

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Comical Point

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Comical Point

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Nubile Forum Cuckold

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: excitant carmine stain

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored fanboi

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Slippery green party of the first part

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz insanely creepy factory reset button

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Boyish hospital

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: bright therapy box office

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: bright therapy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49921112)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: stirring hall

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2]#49924224)