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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Bossy depressive
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Bossy depressive
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Bossy depressive
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Bossy depressive
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Slate stead mental disorder
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Fragrant Legend Hall
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Maroon pisswyrm chapel
  05/22/26
His moniker?
pea-brained sanctuary
  05/22/26
Colt
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Drunken Address Masturbator
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big low-t newt
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milky swollen stage toaster
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Disco Fries
vermilion gunner
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
laughsome sepia lodge jew
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Drunken Address Masturbator
  05/22/26
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  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Drunken Address Masturbator
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Maroon pisswyrm chapel
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Drunken Address Masturbator
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
avocado beady-eyed principal's office
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
cruel-hearted sinister rigor foreskin
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
aphrodisiac henna laser beams hominid
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
big low-t newt
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
vermilion gunner
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Insanely creepy excitant stag film new version
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
big low-t newt
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
laughsome sepia lodge jew
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Slate stead mental disorder
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Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Flesh marvelous step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
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Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
provocative national water buffalo
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Maroon pisswyrm chapel
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
dull wonderful jewess space
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
haunting exciting international law enforcement agency
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
dull wonderful jewess space
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Amazing 🐶
haunting exciting international law enforcement agency
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
dull wonderful jewess space
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
sapphire gaping scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/22/26
lol
Slate stead mental disorder
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Flesh marvelous step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Splenetic Resort
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Fragrant Legend Hall
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Splenetic Resort
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Link?
Fragrant Legend Hall
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Splenetic Resort
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Charismatic quadroon
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Fragrant Legend Hall
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Fragrant Legend Hall
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Fragrant Legend Hall
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
jet-lagged cuckoldry
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They have a pretty sick IG
Fragrant Legend Hall
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Splenetic Resort
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Elite Bipolar Cuck
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Killself seems appropriate
cowardly hyperventilating abode associate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
razzmatazz market
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Fragrant Legend Hall
  05/24/26
AI
vermilion gunner
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Maroon pisswyrm chapel
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
salmon very tactful business firm
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Bossy depressive

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Bossy depressive

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Bossy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Slate stead mental disorder

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Maroon pisswyrm chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: pea-brained sanctuary

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Drunken Address Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: big low-t newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: milky swollen stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: vermilion gunner

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome sepia lodge jew

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Drunken Address Masturbator

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Territorial drab bbw milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Drunken Address Masturbator

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Maroon pisswyrm chapel

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Drunken Address Masturbator

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: avocado beady-eyed principal's office

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted sinister rigor foreskin

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac henna laser beams hominid

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: big low-t newt

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: vermilion gunner

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy excitant stag film new version

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: big low-t newt

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: laughsome sepia lodge jew

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Slate stead mental disorder

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Flesh marvelous step-uncle's house

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: provocative national water buffalo

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Maroon pisswyrm chapel

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: silver slap-happy yarmulke mood

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: dull wonderful jewess space

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: haunting exciting international law enforcement agency

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: dull wonderful jewess space

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: haunting exciting international law enforcement agency

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: hilarious passionate bawdyhouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: dull wonderful jewess space

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: sapphire gaping scourge upon the earth

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Slate stead mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Flesh marvelous step-uncle's house

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Resort

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Resort

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Resort

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Charismatic quadroon

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: jet-lagged cuckoldry

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Splenetic Resort

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Elite Bipolar Cuck

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: cowardly hyperventilating abode associate

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz market

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend Hall

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: vermilion gunner

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Maroon pisswyrm chapel

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: salmon very tactful business firm

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2]#50062678)